Sherlock texts

Detective Barbie

Sherlock, we need to go or we'll be late to the Barbie movie - JW

I'll be 5 minutes - SH

Just hurry up. Even Rosie is quicker than you are at getting ready - JW

Alright, drama queen. I'm coming down now - SH

What are you wearing? - JW

Jeans? - SH

No, I meant the baby pink crop top and matching eye makeup. We're seeing a movie, we're not going to a night club - JW

Do you want me to change? - SH

No, it's fine. You look fine - JW

Fine? - SH

Amazing. You look you really really handsome - JW

Thank you, darling - SH

You're welcome, babe. We should really get going. You'll have to hail us a cab cause it takes ages when I do it - JW

No need. I borrowed one of Mycroft's cars - SH

Of course you did - JW

*in the car*

John, my eye's are up here - SH

Shut up - JW

You're really going to talk to your husband like that? - SH

Sherlock! - JW

What? - SH

Why have you got your deerstalker on anyway? - JW

I'm detective Barbie. Obviously - SH

Why has Rosie got hers on too? I thought there was only one detective Barbie - JW

There can be two detective Barbies, John - SH

Obviously - JW

*back in the car after the cinema*

I'm not sure if taking her to see Barbie was the right move - JW

What makes you think that? - SH

She fell asleep near the end of it and now I'm not sure how much sleep she'll get later tonight if she even goes to sleep at her bedtime with all the sugar she just had - JW

I'm sure she'll sleep later tonight. She may just need a little power nap. Anyway, detective Barbie has been up early solving crimes so has every right to be feeling sleepy - SH

Well, this Barbie is also very sleepy. I might have to have an early night, cuddling up with my very own detective Barbie who also happens to be my husband - JW

I'm sure this Barbie could never say no to cuddling with his husband - SH