Sherlock texts

Not really my area

Can I ask you a question? - JW

Of course you can, John - SH

You have so many women after you. Why do you never date any of them? - JW

I have someone else I would rather date - SH

Who's the lucky women then? - JW

Women? Not really my area - SH

Right. Who's the lucky man then? - JW

I don't really want to say - SH

I won't judge you. It's fine by the way. It's all fine - JW

I know it's fine - SH

Just tell me, Sherlock - JW

It's actually Anderson but don't tell anyone - SH

You're joking, right? - JW

Of course I'm joking. I'd rather die than date him - SH

Well, that is so two years ago - JW

Funny - SH

Just tell me who it is - JW

Fine. It's actually you - SH

Wait, really?! - JW

Yes. I know I probably shouldn't have told you since you don't like me back but you did ask - SH

Who said I didn't like you back? - JW

There's no need to flatter me, John. You said it yourself, you're not gay - SH

Well, I didn't say I was straight - JW

And don't text me "there's no need to flatter me" again because I'm being serious - JW

I'm not sure what to text back - SH

Why text back anything when you can kiss me? - JW

You want just a kiss or is this going to lead to anything else? - SH

It can lead to whatever you want it to. We'll take it at your speed - JW

Ok. One kiss coming up then - SH