Sherlock texts

Uncle Greg

Rosie, are you okay? - SH

Look, I'm sorry - SH

Rosie? - SH

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Rosie, please answer me - MH

Rosie, I'm your Uncle! - MH

Hey, what's up? - GL

You can't trick me, Mycroft. You're not Uncle Greg, it's the same phone number - Rosie

It's actually me, Uncle Greg. I just left my phone at home - GL

I'm outside your bedroom door. You can open it and see that I'm not lying - GL

No, I believe you - Rosie

So, what's up? - GL

Nothing - Rosie

You sure? - GL

I'm just mad, Uncle Greg - Rosie

That's understandable - GL

Is it? Is it really understandable? - Rosie

Yes, of course it is. Sherlock invaded your privacy and embarrassed you infront of a group of people that you're close to so of course you'd be mad - GL

Don't try and act like you understand what I'm going through because you have no idea - Rosie

I know - GL

You know what? - Rosie

I know that I'll never understand what it's like to have a period or for someone to rummage through my stuff and find said period products but I'm here to listen and learn - GL

Really? And you won't make fun of me? - Rosie

Have I ever made fun of you? - GL

Yes, when I fell over twice within the space of 4 seconds - Roise

You would have laughed at me if I did that - GL

Fair enough - Rosie

So, are you ready to come out of your bedroom yet? - GL

Not yet - Rosie

Ok. When you're ready, I've got some old pictures of Sherlock and John that would really embarrass them on Mycroft's phone - GL

Really? How embarrassing? - Rosie

Super embarrassing - GL

I'll come out in 5 minutes - Rosie

Alright. I'm proud of you - GL

Thank you, Uncle Greg - Rosie

You're welcome, Rosie - GL