Sherlock texts

TikTok

Like the title suggests this is Greg and Mycroft making a Tiktok so these aren't text messages (sorry about that)
~ Rhys
Ps: I imagine it to be College/Uni Greg and Mycroft but you can imagine it however you want to.

Hey and welcome back guys, gals and nonbinary pals! Today I've got a special guest; the only queer in the British Government - GL

Gregory, you can't say that - MH

Why? It's true though - GL

Well, yes, but I would much rather be introduced as your boyfriend - MH

Wait, really? - GL

Of course - MH

Alright then. Let me just start the video again - GL

Hey and welcome back guys, gals and nonbinary pals! Today I've got a special guest; my boyfriend - GL

(Whisper) That's when you're suppose to say 'hi' - GL

Oh, umm, hi - MH

And he has no idea why I've brought him on here today - GL

Basically my boyfriend here doesn't know that I'm a magician - GL

You're not a magician - MH

I am! - GL

Then prove it - MH

Alright. I've got this bottle here and this egg. I can fit this egg into this bottle - GL

That's impossible - MH

Not for me. Now watch - GL

See, the egg is in the bottle - GL

No, it's not - MH

Look in the bottle and check if you don't believe me then - GL

I'm not going to look in the bottle because I know exactly what you're going to do - MH

I don't know what you mean, babe - GL

Fine - MH

* Mycroft looks in the bottle and Greg squeezes the bottle so water goes in Mycroft's face *

Gregory, why would you do that?! - MH

It's a trend on here and it's funny - GL

Also, if you didn't like that then you may not like this - GL

I may not like what? I thought that was it of this "trend" - MH

* Mycroft notices the egg in Greg's hand *

Gregory, please, don't! - MH

* Greg cracks the egg over Mycroft's head as the egg yolk drips onto Mycroft's forehead then the video ends *

Yes! I got you and I got it on camera. Sherlock's going to love this one - GL

Wait. Sherlock's going to see this! - MH

Yeah. It's on the Internet so everyone can see it - GL

But Sherlock watches your videos? - MH

Well, John does then he shows Sherlock so technically yes - GL

You have to delete it then! - MH

Why? - GL

Becuase Sherlock will not let me forget about this ever and I don't want another repeat of when I thought infinitesimal meant extremely big but it actually meant extremely small and he would remind me every single family Christmas Dinner - MH

But I've already posted it now so... oops - GL

Oops? Is that all you have to say? - MH

And that I love you - GL

I love you too - MH