Warning: Mention of being at War/being shot as well as mention of sex/sex positions throughout this. Viewer discretion is advised (God, I sounded fancy then).
~ Jax <3
Have you ever been a bottom? - SH
I'm sorry, WHAT?! - JW
You know, like during the time you were at War - SH
No, I have never been a bottom whilst being at War becuase I was too busy being shot at - JW
'whilst' implies that you have been a bottom after you were at War or, perhaps, before you entered the army - SH
My bad for not using the proper grammar - JW
You're forgiven - SH
Since you keep asking, I have never been a bottom. Anyway, my position in the bedroom with my past partners isn't really your business though, is it? - JW
I'm sorry for asking - SH
Why are you asking? - JW
No reason - SH
Do you want me to bottom tonight? - JW
I don't think that would be wise - SH
You really think I'd be that bad at it? - JW
No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that I'm not the one who ordered a curry - SH
And? - JW
John, I'm not spelling this one out for you. It doesn't take - well, me - to figure out what I mean - SH
You may have a point - JW
I know, I always do - SH
Shut up - JW
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Sherlock texts
FanfictionTexts from characters from bbc Sherlock. Including: - Mystrade - Johnlock - Mycroft and Sherlock (not a ship) - Rosie and family
