Gregory, what is that thing doing in the living room? - MH
That thing is an inflatable alligator - GL
I can see that but why is it here? - MH
It looked lonely - GL
And you thought that a good place for it to be was in our home? - MH
Exactly - GL
But it almost takes up the entire living room - MH
I'm sure it doesn't take up that much space - GL
Gregory, it's literally 6ft - MH
Well, good luck dealing with it - GL
I'm not dealing with it, you are - MH
I'm not dealing with it. I'm staying late at work - GL
No you're not - MH
Yes I am - GL
No you're not! - MH
Yes I am! - GL
YOU ARE READING
Sherlock texts
FanfictionTexts from characters from bbc Sherlock. Including: - Mystrade - Johnlock - Mycroft and Sherlock (not a ship) - Rosie and family
