Sherlock texts

Mycroft!

Mycroft, what have you done? - GL

Is this about me eating the last piece of cake? - MH

You did what? - GL

Nothing - MH

I'll deal with that later. Anyway, why is the park empty? - GL

Maybe because everyone else is at a museum or something - MH

You know full well that's not the case - GL

Fine. I used my power to make sure you and Rosie had a good time and that you didn't have to fight for any play equipment - MH

Mycroft! - GL

What? I was doing you a favour. I know you hate waiting for things - MH

Yes but Rosie has to learn to share and wait her turn. I don't want her thinking that everything will just be given to her because that's not how the world works - GL

I've messed up, haven't I? - MH

Yes. Yes, you have. Now me and Rosie are going to a park with actual people in it - GL

Gregory, don't be like that - MH

Be like what? What am I being like, Myc? - GL

Just let her have this time to herself and I promise I'll never do this again. I'll even buy you a cake to say sorry for eating the last piece - MH

That's very nice of you but she needs to learn to share and be patient like I already stated previously so no we're leaving - GL

You try and get a screaming 4 year old out of her favourite park. I wish you the best of luck with that - MH

Alright. You win this time - GL

I always do - MH

You better get busy. You've got a cake to buy so, you know, more buying and less texting - GL

Alright, I'm going. Someone's a bit bossy today - MH

It's not my fault somebody ate the last slice of cake. Guess I'll just have to eat the cake you're going to buy all by myself - GL

Gregory, please don't do this. I already apologised - MH

I know I just like winding up. You can share the cake with me as long as you leave me the last slice this time - GL

I'll try my best to - MH