TW: contains some slight swearing towards the end
~ Rhys <3John, have you seen my glasses? - SH
Wait, you wear glasses? - JW
Yes, now, where are they? - SH
How come I have never seen you wear them? - JW
I usually wear contacts but, ironically, I also can't find any of my contacts - SH
You have more than one pair? - JW
Obviously. How else do you think my eye colour somehow keeps changing? I can give you a hint, it's not due to genetics - SH
You mean you can't find them or you don't know which ones to wear? - JW
Maybe a bit of both - SH
Obviously - JW
Anyway, are you going to help me find them or not? - SH
Alright, I'll help you look. What do they look like? - JW
Glasses - SH
I meant what colour and style you T-W-A-T - JW
Did you just spell out the word 'twat' like I wouldn't know what you just spelt? - SH
Sorry, I'm too used to spelling stuff out so Rosie won't know what I'm censoring - JW
God, you're such a dad - SH
Oi, that's daddy to you - JW
I'm suprised you didn't spell that one out - SH
Shut up - JW
I love you too - SH
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Sherlock texts
FanfictionTexts from characters from bbc Sherlock. Including: - Mystrade - Johnlock - Mycroft and Sherlock (not a ship) - Rosie and family