Glasses?

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TW: contains some slight swearing towards the end
~ Rhys <3

John, have you seen my glasses? - SH

Wait, you wear glasses? - JW

Yes, now, where are they? - SH

How come I have never seen you wear them? - JW

I usually wear contacts but, ironically, I also can't find any of my contacts - SH

You have more than one pair? - JW

Obviously. How else do you think my eye colour somehow keeps changing? I can give you a hint, it's not due to genetics - SH

You mean you can't find them or you don't know which ones to wear? - JW

Maybe a bit of both - SH

Obviously - JW

Anyway, are you going to help me find them or not? - SH

Alright, I'll help you look. What do they look like? - JW

Glasses - SH

I meant what colour and style you T-W-A-T - JW

Did you just spell out the word 'twat' like I wouldn't know what you just spelt? - SH

Sorry, I'm too used to spelling stuff out so Rosie won't know what I'm censoring - JW

God, you're such a dad - SH

Oi, that's daddy to you - JW

I'm suprised you didn't spell that one out - SH

Shut up - JW

I love you too - SH

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