Sherlock texts

Santa's WHAT?!

Sherlock, why the hell would you do that! - JW

I had to tell her - SH

No, you didn't - JW

What else would you have liked me to do? Lie to her? - SH

Yes, until she's old enough to find out the truth. 5 years old is too young to know - JW

Well, it's fine now because you convinced her that your stupid little lie was true - SH

It still doesn't disregard the fact that you told our 5 year old daughter that Santa's not real - JW

Guess that puts me on the naughty list then - SH

Yes, it does - JW

Does that mean that you're going to punish me? - SH

Yes, it does - JW

How do you want me, Captain? - SH

On the couch. You know, where you'll be sleeping tonight - JW

Come on, darling. It wasn't that bad what I did, was it? - SH

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think you could upset our daughter, when - might I add - you knew it would cause her distress, and then expect me to reward you with sex? - JW

So you're just going to not have sex with me ever? - SH

Sherlock, don't be stupid. It'll only be a week - JW

A week?! - SH

Don't act suprised that your actions have consequences - JW

Fine but can I atleast sleep in the same bed as you tonight? - SH

Fine. As long as you apologise - JW

I'm really sorry, John. It won't happen again - SH

I meant to Rosie but thank you - JW

I'll go apologise now - SH

In the form of icecream? - JW

You just icecream, don't you? - SH

Maybe - JW

You don't need it, you're already sweet enough - SH

You don't need to butter me up. Your punishment isn't going to change - JW

I know. I just love you - SH

I love you too - JW