Sherlock texts

The big question

Gregory? - MH

Yeah? - GL

Would you still love me if I were a worm? - MH

If you were a worm? - GL

Yes, that's what I said - MH

I guess so - GL

It's a yes or no answer - MH

Yes, I would still love you if you were a worm - GL

Would you still take me to places? - MH

Yes, I'd take you in the car in a little bucket of dirt and go to the park to meet your little worm friends and you could play around in the dirt - GL

Play around in dirt? Gregory, who do you think I am? - MH

Well, what do you want me to say? You're talking about being a literal worm - GL

I thought you loved me - MH

Myc, don't be like this. I do love you - GL

Well, you're not acting like you do - MH

What do you want from me? - GL

I just want you to still love me if I were a worm - MH

I thought we stopped talking about this. I would still love you if you were a worm as I married you for your personality, not for what you looked like. Anyway, I think you would be a cute worm - GL

Really? - MH

Yes - GL

Now, can we stop talking about this and carry on watching the movie? - GL

Only if I get to kiss you first - MH

I'm not going to say no to a kiss - GL

I love you - MH

I love you too - GL