Graham

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Why is my boyfriend screaming "yess, John!" at the top of his lungs? - MH

I thought you'd love hearing Graham scream or are you annoyed that he's screaming someone else's name? - SH

Sherlock, shut it. Just tell me what's going on - MH

Alright. Calm down, princess. Me and John are dating. John texted Gavin about it and I was supposed to text you but I had an experiment I wanted to try instead - SH

I'm glad to know what your priorities are. Anyway, you still haven't answered my question. Why is Gregory screaming "yess, John!" at the top of his lungs? - MH

Apparently, Giraffe has been "shipping" us for a while and is now excited that we're finally together - GL

It's Greg and what is "shipping" ? - MH

There's this thing where you can search anything and it tells you the answer within seconds. I think it's called Google. Maybe you should check it out, Microsoft - SH

Microsoft? Really, Sherlock. I thought you could do so much better than that. I'll forgive you for that one though because, I guess, I always have been the smarter one - MH

Piss off, Myc - SH

I could say the same thing to you, Sherly - MH

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