Kill, Save, or the second option? (Hunter x Hunter)

Chapter 59 - Returning Home

Friday let out a big sigh. After writing about love in the forums, he didn't want to admit it, but he did feel lonely.

In Friday's opinion, the worst poison there is in the world is love. It's hard to take out of your system; it lingers in your heart. And sometimes it acts up and squeezes your heart until it hurts.

The handsome man lightly slapped his face a couple of times to get rid of thoughts of his love history, before commissioning per usual. He was landing in the Republic of Padokea soon, so he should "wrap things up."

Where he left off last time was the typical "jealous phase." LonelyRomantic saw Mr.Handsome Policeman with a woman while stalking him! As a ruthless killer in love, LonelyRomantic murdered the woman.

[Commission Name: I'm In Love With A Police Man, What To Do? ACTUAL Advice With Most UpVotes Gets 50,000 Jenny, 24-Hour Limit!]

[Description: Turns out the woman I killed was his mother. I didn't have a mother so I couldn't relate why Mr.Policeman was crying. I don't see the problem. He also swore he'd catch the killer. They say that honesty is the best policy. Should I tell him I killed his mom? Maybe that would make him happy?]

Considered "popular" now, Friday's commission immediately got many replies. He quickly scanned them, some telling him to tell him the truth while some yelling at him to not be stupid.

Friday has to admit that a forum filled with blood-lusting criminals has very interesting answers. Eight answers out of ten were encouraging LonelyRomantic to do illegal things.

For example, a user advised LonelyRomantic to sneak into Mr.Policeman's house to set up some cameras. Or burning Mr.Policeman's house and then offering that he could stay at LonelyRomantic's place.

Sometime later, Friday opened up the forum and checked the most upvoted comment.

[SpiderKing: Tell him the truth and you'll always be in his mind and heart forever. He will try to pursue you and kill you. You'll be his obsession. When you die in his hands, he'll be the happiest man. They say that love is selfless, will you die for him?]

...Wow, that's so fucked up. What a messed up way to end this messed up story.

After thinking for a bit he replied.

[To SpiderKing, From LonelyRomantic:

Wow! I didn't think of that! That's a good idea! As long as he's happy, I'm happy too! If I don't come back that means I made my man the happiest in the world!]

The end.

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Chrollo peered over at Shalnark who was looking at him with sad eyes. Those bright green eyes were quietly asking him "Why?"

"I wanted to observe human behavior." Lying on a couch, Chrollo closed his eyes. "People love watching someone destroy themselves." The youth then chuckled, "If you're that sad, you can directly message LonelyRomantic. We do have that function as moderators...There's nothing to be sad about though."

Shalnark got right to it and sent a message to LonelyRomantic.

[To LonelyRomantic, From YellowShark:

Hello, I'm one of the moderators. About the recent commission, there should be a better solution to your problem. Please rethink your actions. Best regards.]

It wasn't long before Shalnark received a reply.

[To YellowShark, From LonelyRomantic:

I remember you! Your answers are always down-to-earth and so sweet. There's nothing to worry about. There's no love story going on. All of it is a hoax, you see? I'm just lonely and fantasizing about love. Thank you for your platform! Treat all my commissions as donations. XOXO~ ]