Plain and simple: Wattpad Rants
I've been on Wattpad for a while now, and I know there are plenty of these already, but I need to release some hot air.
So, after much pondering and debating, I've decided to add my very own rant book about Wattpad de...
I wasn't planning on updating today, but I stumbled upon what you would call, "Wattpad gold." I decided to share it with you guys to commemorate my 40th chapter (not counting the Warning/Disclaimer because that's not a real "chapter").
Let me tell you how I found it.
So, it was a normal Wattpad day, and I was just scrolling through the path of BROWSE, clicking on a book here and there to check out the blurb, listening to the tags chirp. You know, the usual.
Then, I see a hint of the word, ADVERTISEMENT peeking from the bushes that are the Similar Stories. Curious, I dig deep and pull it out from the bottom of the page, and what do I see?
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⬆ (!!!!!)
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⬆ (. . .)
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⬆ (What am I seeing?)
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⬆ (Eugh)
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⬆ (Huh?)
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⬆ (I don't know what to say)
I mean, SERIOUSLY? I don't even know what to feel about that. Look at all my jumbled expressions! I don't think I've used so many at such a short period of time in a chapter!
I get that werewolves are the in these days, but wtf is that? I about choked when I saw this ad. I swear, people have the weirdest ideas!
Like, the person who came up with that comic must have gotten the wrong idea of the werewolves concept that's popular on Wattpad. They thought it was a romance between a Wolfman and a girl. Like, LOL!
How do people come up with this stuff? Maybe the creator of that comic is a furry? Idk. To each their own, I guess.
But honestly, that is so freaking brilliant, it makes me want to die of fascination, which is something I never knew was possible. I'm almost tempted to download that app just to see if the comic is really a romance between a wolf-human businessman and a paranoid employee.
And I know technically, that isn't "Wattpad gold" since it's from a different app/site, but where else would you see such a magnificent advertisement. I swear (*shakes head*). The things Wattpad does for $$$.
Man, that made my day.
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