Harry: throws carrot at snowman... Bella I got him.
Bellatrix: ..... Comes running. By Merlin you did it he has a nose.
Harry: beams proudly.
Voldemort: ...........
Bellatrix: how's it feel to have a nose again master?
Voldemort: POTTER!!!! Severus kill him!
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Lucius: so a mudblood a muggle and a pureblood walk into a bar.
Harry: okay......
Lucius: mudblood orders a whiskey. Muggle orders a beer. Pureblood orders nothing.
Draco: stares at father like he gone round the bend.
Lucius: so the mudblood and muggle say why aren't you getting anything..... Pauses for effect..... Because only I already placed a kill order.
Crickets: silence
Lucius: that use to slay at all my dinner party's...
Harry: even the crickets thought that was bad. You needs some practice sir
Severus: nods from the grave. Horrible joke simply horrible wormtail could do better.
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molly: okay everybody time to exchange our white elephant gifts!!!
Everyone sits around bella is between Harry and Voldemort.
Bill: gets handed a gift from Fred. Sends strong detection spells at it before opening. Get a puff of smoke in the face making him have pink hair. Hands Snape gift.
Snape: opens gift carefully. Has a miniature plastic cauldron and scales in it. Smiles I'll put it on my desk it's cute. Hands bella a gift.
Bellatrix: opens box and grins like a maniac. Pulls out a rusty steak knife. It's beautiful! Hands Sirius gift
Sirius: opens box and laughs pulling out a collar. Tag says name mutt breed pureblood if found return to hey!!!! I'm not going to Azkaban again! Hands Molly gift.
Everyone chuckles Harry give a low five to bella whispering good one.
Molly: gets a new spoon. Smiles at Sirius. Hands Albus gift while smacking spoon against hand to test it.
Albus: opens it and gets a single sock. Looks at molly shocked.
Molly: Harry's suggestion was all she said.
Albus looks betrayed Voldemort high fives Harry saying great one.albus hands Arthur gift.
Arthur: gets a box of rubber ducks. Stares at Albus for a solid minute. Hands Remus gift.
Remus: opens box stares laughs hard oh I'm using this right now Sirius put your collar on. Once Sirius has it on Remus pulls out a leash and clips it to Sirius. (Both are hot pink) hands Draco gift.
Draco: opens pulls out a miniature hippogriff. Getting laughter from Hermione and narcissa. Hands gift to George.
George: pulls out drawing looks at it upsidedown then hugs Draco. I love it. Fred we are getting a tattoo.one way it say weasleys wizarding wheezes another it says maniac monster mayham. He gave a wink to Harry to let him know he was getting one to.hands Narcissa gift.
Narcissa: Opens box and get a puff of smoke in the face. She now is wearing a flower crown. Smiles sweetly at George. Hands gift to Charley.
Charley: open box pulls out a dragon pin. Puts it on. Hair looks like it's on fire. Getting giggles from the girls. Hands gift to Ginny.
Ginny: opens parcel gets a quill that looks like a broom. Hands Percy gift.
Percy: gets a strategy book. Gives gift to Minerva.
Minerva: gets a chocolate chess set. Grins at Remus who is drooling. Hands gift to Neville.
Neville: gets a stuffed version of a mandrake. Hugs it hands gift to Fred.
Fred: opens it pulls out a jar of pickles. Then frowns. But Harry and Voldemort haven't gone. Who did you guys get?
Harry: hands Voldemort gift. And takes his from Voldemort. Voldemort smirks. Harry unravels paper. Lifts up a basilisk fang and a heart box. Throws Voldemort a curious look. To be met with a blank face. Opens box and gasps. A portrait of his parents...
Voldemort: See's he's stunned. Opens gift holds up glasses with a rubber nose. Scowls at them See's a chain beneath the tissue paper.... Lifts up his mother's locket.
Hug each other crying slightly.
Everyone: Stares in shock. Bella put glasses on Voldemort. Falls over laughing.
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Severus: enters death eater meeting sopping wet with soap bubbles coming off him. Sits down and says don't ask.
Lucius: but.....
Severus: NO!!!!
Voldemort: tell me now.
Draco: walks in and sits down next to Severus. With pink hair and cat ears. Says don't ask.
Bellatrix: to late tell us tell us.
Severus and Draco: glare at her. NO!
Blaise walks in laughing sits next to his mother. Not one thing out of place.
Blaise: so did they tell you?
Everyone: NO!?
Blaise: they got stuck in between a three way prank war... Potter vs Weasley twins each twin against the other as well. Half the school looks like them. Oh! Pansy fainted from her hair getting turned Weasley red contrasting with her olive green skin. She'll be better by morning.
Everyone: -----
Blaise: oh and I pity the fool who goes after Potter. He was defending against everyone all at once when we left. And still getting in some really good spells. The water was definitely Harry by the way. Said he figured it might help get the soap off.
Voldemort: so how did you manage not to get hit.
Blaise: oh I nearly forgot I promised to do something for them to gain immunity. Getting up walking over to bella. Handing her a letter. There that's done. Harry said it's just a letter he had no idea how to get to her. Said I'd figure something out.
Bellatrix: opens letter 💥💥💥 gets covered in red glitter. Blinks looks at letter and groans. Says magic won't work on this glitter. Good luck getting it out of your hair. And please don't say Slytherin rules. With anger Harry
Go go Gryffindor go go Gryffindor!!!!
Everyone: pales and looks at Voldemort.
Voldemort: clever how is he not a Slytherin? But trust me bella we all no Slytherin rules.
Go go Gryffindor go go Gryffindor!!!!!
Blaise: laughs hard holding his sides see only a fool would go after him. Professor might want to try and get on his good side. Leans into his mother laughing hard.
Mrs. Zabini: lift her wand casting a detection charm. Gasping as the over powered cheering charm was revealed. Casting the reversal charm quickly. Blaise stopped laughing. Better dear?
Blaise: yeah I forgot Luna hit me with that. Before I got immunity.
Voldemort: new rule avoid Potter at all costs. Seeing the nods from everyone. They tried to conduct the meeting. But everyone was either worried pissed off or scared.
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FanfictionHarry wants answers and is tired of not getting them. So he writes to the only one who might give him those answers. None other then the dark lord. But he gets more then he was hoping for.
