Learning to cuss

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What about a Whumpee who was never allowed to show displeasure and forgot how to cuss???

Whumpee was always cool as a cucumber until one day they drop a glass and cut themselves on a shard and Caretaker hears them cry out "Oh Bother!"

They call from the next room over, "alright Winnie the Pooh, I'm getting the broom."

In a talk therapy session with Caretaker, Whumpee, through balled fists and clenched teeth, says "ooooh Whumper just, just, burned my biscuits. Ooooh they just STEAMED MY CLAMS!!!"

Caretaker says "ok so first on our list of deconditioning you is teaching you how to cuss correctly."

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