Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Stiles To Scott

<Stiles>

I hate you so fucking much

<Scott>

Oh shit. U spelled out every word I must b in trouble.

<Stiles>

Where should I start? Derek hates me completely!

<Scott>

Im sure he doesnt

<Stiles>

Im in his car rite now and he is like giving me death glare

<Scott>

I hate the Hale glare

<Stiles>

I know!

<Scott>

Oh cmon. U like him looking at u

<Stiles>

I swear to jesus Scott

<Scott>

jesus scott? no im regular scott jesus scott is chilling in elysium rn
u love derek tho

<Stiles>

He just askd who im txtin

<Stiles>

Omg he totes knows its u

<Scott>

Newsflash: IDGAF

<Stiles>

He hates me

<Scott>

Y ?

<Stiles>

He askd who I was txtin an I said "jessicunt"

An he said who

An I told him "ur ex rite"

An he said her name was jennifer

An smashed MY FUCKING HEAD ON THE DASH

<Scott>

U shouldnt have told him we called her jessicunt

<Stiles>

Well watevs her name starts with a J. Now she can be Jennicunt

<Scott>

I dont like her.

<Stiles>

No shit sherlock

<Scott>

Dont talk 2 me bout sherlock asshole

<Stiles>

Hes not actually dead u kno

<Scott>

BUT JOHN

<Stiles>

Yeah I kno very sad.

Derek is giving me glare again

<Scott>

Wut 4?

<Stiles>

Idk hes being all... Weird

<Scott>

Hes always weird dumbfuck

<Stiles>

He is not hes just a moody mofo.

<Stiles>

But he isnt the legit mofo since he aint fo'd no mo's

u feel?

<Scott>

Idek wut u just sed

<Stiles>

His uncle is the real mofo

<Scott>

Not funny dude.

<Stiles>

Peter is srsly creepy tho and like im 90% sure hes gay

<Scott>

U wuld kno

<Stiles>

Omg will u drop that already

<Scott>

Danny is so over u dude

<Stiles>

And im over Danny

I was never on Danny!

<Scott>

I shuld hope not

<Stiles>

U kno wat I meant

Over lydia too

<Scott>

Srsly?!

<Stiles>

Yeah y?

<Scott>

Idk shes just always been ur thing. Now u have nobody 2 obsess over creepily

<Stiles>

Ok 1 I wasnt creepily obsessed and 2 derek is creepin me out and I hate u for making me go with him

<Scott>

Enjoy ur date ;) Scott out

<Stiles>

Wut?! No dont leave me!

<Stiles>

And its not a date

<Stiles>

Asshole. U owe me twice.