Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Peter To Stiles

<Psycho>

my neice has requested ur appearance

<Stiles>

cora?
um what for?

<Psycho>

bc she wants derek but she wont admit it so she figures if u come derek will come

<Stiles>

oh
y she need derek

<Psycho>

I DONT KNOW
SHES JUST AN EMOTIONAL LADY
AND I CANT FIGHT LADY WHIMS
HAVE U EVER TRIED TO ARGUE WITH AN EMOTIONAL WOMAN

<Stiles>

yes
its very hard

<Psycho>

WELL I HAVE TWO OF THEM
AND FUCKING MALIA
WHAT IS HER DEAL

<Stiles>

SHES UR KID

<Psycho>

sHES A ROYAL SHIT

<Stiles>

so cora and ry being difficult huh

<Psycho>

janie is very hard to communicate with when she gets like this
and cora is just a bitch
so is malia
all bitches

<Stiles>

bitches everywhere

<Psycho>

trippin on these bitches

<Stiles>

how is ry? have u told her ur gonna bring her child back orrr

<Psycho>

thats y shes being emotional
jeanie is very easy to shake on this subject

<Stiles>

oKAY LETS SETTLE THIS
JANIE
OR JEANIE

<Psycho>

jean, jane, joan
all the same to me

<Stiles>

OKAY WHAT
JOAN
DO NOT CONFUSE ME ANYMORE
LYDIA SAYS UR JUST A BAD MATE AND FORGET HER NAME
DEREK SAYS ITS INTENTIONAL
I SAY UR A LUNATIC

<Psycho>

okay for the record her name is Joanne Ryanns
which went to joan(ie)
which went to jean(ie)
which went to jan(i)e
which went to ryann

<Stiles>

ooooooooooooooh
that makes so much more sense than u not knowing her name

<Psycho>

we used to make so many joan of arc jokes tho
until she threatened to kill me
then we stopped

<Stiles>

yeah, i've always found that when the death threats start coming in its time to call it quits

<Psycho>

ur a wise child

<Stiles>

yes

<Psycho>

im surprised ur all being so calm about my death raising

<Stiles>

its ur kid
and ur killing kate argent
we figured its prob the least evil thing u ever done

<Psycho>

i cant give u back ur mother

<Stiles>

i know

<Psycho>

u say that but i kno u dont believe me
but i cant

<Stiles>

i get it okay
im not that emotionally unstable

<Psycho>

thats what i used to say
then i killed a bunch of people

<Stiles>

yeah well if u keep it up, then you'll be the first one i murder when i snap

<Psycho>

over and out, hoss

<Stiles>

thats right