Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Scott To Stiles

<Scott>

did u break up with derek or is that hot new guy ur cousin

<Stiles>

its derek u fucking asshole
he woke up young

<Scott>

so hes young blood now

<Stiles>

oh god yes
i would leave him for patrick stump tho

<Scott>

u would kill this entire state for patrick stump

<Stiles>

i wouldnt leave him, im jokin
kinda
but do you think he'd let me make out with patrick for a little
if i met him?

<Scott>

oh my god u remember that girl at that fall out boy concert a few years back
and we were in the pit and u let her sit on her shoulders bc she took of her top and gave it to u

<Stiles>

i loved that girl
she threw her bra at patrick stump and he said thanks i needed one of these

<Scott>

i remember

<Stiles>

god now i wanna watch the youngblood chronicles
patrick stump was so hot in those
he killed people
he was in prison
ah yesssss

<Stiles>

i just got an inapropriate boner

<Scott>

STILES STILINSKI U HAVE A BF

<Stiles>

THAT DONT MEAN I CANT APPRECIATE PATRICK SEXY AS HELL STUMP

<Scott>

derek is so hot rn tho

<Stiles>

I KNOW RIGHT GOD I JUST WANT TO LICK HIS EVERYTHING

<Scott>

ur just a horny teenager today arent u

<Stiles>

its my time of the month

<Scott>

oh god
i hate this time of the month

<Stiles>

i wanna fuck everything

<Scott>

tmi

<Stiles>

this is y i like lydia better

<Scott>

dude every girl is flirting with him

<Stiles>

i like watching him tell them to fuck off
i get shivers

<Scott>

lunch time
u ready to face the cafeteria

<Stiles>

it gets worse every day

<Scott>

u have derek today
you'll be fine

<Stiles>

derek is y i worry