Danny To Stiles

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<Danny>

i thought your cousin miguel was older

<Stiles>

uhhh

<Danny>

and derek hale
im pretty sure he was derek hale

<Stiles>

ehhhh

<Danny>

so is this kid derek
or do you just suck horribly at fake names

<Stiles>

im not at liberty to answer that

<Danny>

i know its derek you idiot
it looks like him and hes looking at you

<Stiles>

OMG STAHP hes too hawt to look at me

<Danny>

well hes looking at you

<Stiles>

teehee my boyfriends sexy

<Danny>

WHOOP DEE DOO
EXPLAIN WHY HE IS OUR AGE NOW
HE LOOKS MORE THREATENING SOMEHOW

<Stiles>

idk shit with a bullet in mexico
peter hale
its complicated

<Danny>

yes well malia is making googly eyes at your man so maybe focus on that
i would hate to see a fight break out
oh wait
no i wouldnt
please fight malia

<Stiles>

y u want me to fight malia

<Danny>

i would find it entertaining
this class sucks

<Stiles>

danny this is science

<Danny>

and?

<Stiles>

i cant fight her in science there r chemicals everywhere

<Danny>

oh yeah

<Stiles>

OMG SHE IS LOOKING AT HIM

<Danny>

would i lie to you?

<Stiles>

yes

<Stiles>

no

<Stiles>

i dunno

<Stiles>

probably

<Danny>

ur faith in me is staggering
btw lydia slipped out last period and told me to tell you she'd be back

<Stiles>

y she leave?

<Danny>

hm, i dont know
she was on the phone with someone who she kept calling 'ali cat'
but it couldnt POSSIBLY be alison
because she died
and you supernatural assholes have NO way to bring back the dead

<Stiles>

i feel like that was coated heavily in sarcasm

<Danny>

YA THINK
DID U BRING HER BACK TO LIFE

<Stiles>

no

<Danny>

reaaaaaaaally

<Stiles>

okay yes

<Danny>

fAN FUCKING TASTIC
ZOMBIES IN BEACON HILLS TOO
GOD I SHOULDVE JUST MOVED TO ENGLAND WITH JACKSON

<Stiles>

peTER DID IT NOT ME
I DIDNT EVEN ASK HE JUST DID IT
ALSO JACKSON DIDNT WANT YO ASS IN ENGLAND

<Danny>

MAN IM DONE WITH U CRAZY FUCKERS
IM GONNA TAKE A NAP

<Stiles>

THATS A GOOD IDEA
IM GONNA TAKE ONE TOO

** AYYYE im gonna do another q&a video thing so leave me questionssss. about anything at all. also read avengers texts. luv yah prima :3 **

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