**DIDJA MISS ME?! AHAAAAAA WELL IM BACK BITCHES AND ITS ABOUT TO FALL TO SHIT IN THE NAWTER FANDOM SO FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS AND PUT ON YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES COS ITS GONNA GET REAL**
<Red>
STILINSKABITCH WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM
<Captain>
FOR THE LAST BLOODY TIME I DIDNT MEAN TO SCARE PETER WE WERE AT A FUCKING MOVIE
<Red>
what
<Captain>
what
<Red>
what are you talkin bout?
<Captain>
me and derek came home late, peter flipped out cos he thought we were murderers. and also i threw salt at him so hes angry yeah
<Red>
scott told isaac they needed to take a break!
<Captain>
nAH WHAT THE FUCKLE BUCKLE NO WAY
<Red>
yeah way and u need to fix it
<Captain>
er well, i mean, they need a break tho, right?
<Red>
what?
<Captain>
uh, well, isaac doesnt know what he wants and scotts a little pushy
they need time apart
<Red>
tHEY LIVE TOGETHER
<Captain>
ooh, yeaaaaah, thats gonna be a problem
<Red>
cant he live with you?
<Captain>
im living with derek, whos living in the hale house
with peter and ry
<Red>
that place is huge just let him stay
<Captain>
ha but have u tried living with ryann and peter jfc its a nightmare
<Red>
wHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT HIM THEN
<Captain>
IDK Y CANT U KEEP HIM
<Red>
PARENTS
<Captain>
GIVE HIM TO FUCKING ANGELA OR ALI IDFK
<Captain>
not alison
<Captain>
im so sorry i forgot
<Captain>
i dont know why i would say that i know u dont wanna talk about it
<Red>
its alright, stilinskabitch. shes alright.
ang maybe
<Captain>
yeah. what about that new girl, the asian one?
<Red>
um
u expect me to remember a new persons name?
<Captain>
truth
ask her
<Red>
well but shes not in the crew
<Captain>
then ship him to angie
<Red>
okaaaaaaay
<Captain>
do it strawberry
<Red>
aye aye keptin
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Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)
FanfictionJust a little bit of Sterek Or maybe a lot of Sterek Okay who am I kidding the whole fic is Sterek fluff. Except for the Scisaac, Which is also very fluffy. All in all, this is just a very homosexual, Teen Wolf piece of cotton candy for you to shove...
