Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Stiles To Derek

<Stiles>

am i correct in assuming they realeased me from the hospital

<Derek>

yes

<Stiles>

and that u somehow got me back to Alpha Den without waking me up

<Derek>

yea im that good
also y is everyone calling it that thats peters stupid name for it
its just the house

<Stiles>

cos its funny
and where r u

<Derek>

im coming
just had to grab some stuff
for example peter

<Stiles>

what did he do

<Derek>

he got arrested by mall police again

<Stiles>

jesus christ
trying to steal more v necks again? Y DOES HE NEED TO STEAL THEM U GUYS R SUPER LOADED

<Derek>

not stealing v necks this time. apparently he got carried away on the escalators and had an incident with a costume store clerk

<Stiles>

i thot ryann was supposed to have fixed his crazy shes not doing her job very well

<Derek>

hey i said she made him less violent i didnt say anything about crazy
he's always been crazy, u can ask her
he inadvertently killed my first girlfriend

<Stiles>

dude whY HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS TRAGEDY DO TELL

<Derek>

convinced me we could only be together if i turned her
i tried
she ended up dead

<Stiles>

wow, is that how you're planning on telling it when i bite the dust?

<Derek>

ur not dying. and what do u mean u asked i told u thats what happened

<Stiles>

oh yeah, i feel like i was there
ur first girlfriend died horrifically bc of peter and ur so casual about it like yeah she died no biggie

<Derek>

its not no biggie
im just telling u, thats what happened
im not gonna go into detail or get all emotional about it

<Derek>

stiles?

<Stiles>

i just had an epiphany

<Derek>

and what was it?

<Stiles>

the reason ur different
u never freak out anymore
ever
u used to be mister holy shit wtf did u do
and slam heads and kill people
now ur calm and u dont do anything remotely freak out like unless im hurt or in trouble
and its weird
it feels like i've become ur life and thats weird

<Derek>

sooooo im emotionless is that it?

<Stiles>