Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Stiles To Kira

<Stiles>

KIRA DARLING DEAREST SWEETHEART YOU HAVE TO HELP ME

<Naruto>

im in the car, and quite comfortable, so im not helping you if it requires movement

<Stiles>

lydia wants me to tell derek something and i dont wanna tell him

<Naruto>

what did you break

<Stiles>

no its something like
else
and she says i have to tell him and i know i should but i cant

<Naruto>

i cant give advice if idk what we're talkin bout sweetie

<Stiles>

NYET
I CANT ITS EMBARRASSING

<Naruto>

what are you like half dolphin

<Stiles>

that would be so much better than this

<Naruto>

just tell me

<Stiles>

i cANT

<Naruto>

then stop texting me ur gonna wake up malia

<Stiles>

is she still asleep on u forreal

<Naruto>

ye
she has soft hair

<Stiles>

god could she be any more obvious

<Naruto>

obvious about what

<Stiles>

shit
nothing
dont tell her i said that

<Naruto>

wait

<Stiles>

no dont figure it out stop

<Naruto>

IS THAT WHY YOU WERE AT MY HOUSE

<Stiles>

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT UR TALKIN ABOUT
PLS DONT TELL HER I DONT WANNA GET MAULED

<Naruto>

IM SLIGHTLY CONFUSED AND MORE THAN SLIGHTLY SCARED