Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Lydia To Scott

<Red>

i can see u looking at my screen it is literally so obvious

<Mrs Bambino>

i cant believe stiles hasnt told him

<Red>

told him what?

<Mrs Bambino>

about being a virgin
what else?

<Red>

nothing
thats all you saw, right?

<Mrs Bambino>

yeahhh...

<Red>

good.
and stiles will tell
or i'll do it for him
and that will be much less fun

<Mrs Bambino>

i want to go to the car bc isaac

<Red>

dont, stiles says malia is still asleep on kira
and he might have accidentally outed her
you want to be nowhere near that when she wakes up

<Mrs Bambino>

oh my god theyre so gay

<Red>

not as gay as derek and stiles
my heart melts

<Mrs Bambino>

yOU TOO?!
JFC ANGIE SAID THE SAME SHIT DO YALL HAVE SOME GAY KINK OR SOMETHING WTF

<Red>

no but
cum on
it's so cute

<Mrs Bambino>

HOW

<Red>

they look at each other with this like
look
of profound homo
and derek like doesnt smile for anyone but stiles
and sometimes he looks at stiles and just grins for no reason
and stiles lights the fuck up every time derek walks in a room
and they hold hand and cuddle on my couch but i cant mind bc its so cute

<Mrs Bambino>

i will admit, its nice to see stiles like
happy

<Red>

bc hes usually not

<Mrs Bambino>

he was always sad
even when he wasnt sad, u look in his eyes and u could tell there was sad stuff in there

<Red>

why?

<Mrs Bambino>

he really, really, really loved his mom
and hes anxious and adhd and hes always afraid of people judging him
he gets in over his head trying to help everyone else and he doesnt remember to eat or sleep

<Red>

i think dereks good for him

<Mrs Bambino>

agreed

<Red>

and, not that i dont think youre looking out for his best interests, but i feel i should say this anyways:
you ever try to give him relationship advice, i will kill you
and please be gentle with him

<Mrs Bambino>

u saying i dont give good advice?
also stiles isnt fragile

<Red>

ur words, not mine

<Mrs Bambino>

hes my best friend! im not gonna fuck up his life!

<Red>

he gets in over his head trying to fix other peoples shit
just remember that, because youre the one he wouldnt be able to function without
dont tell him about anything he could blame himself for if it goes wrong

<Mrs Bambino>

do you know somethin i dont?

<Red>

loads of things

<Mrs Bambino>

whatever

<Red>

just trust me this once, scott. please. just try and be cautious with him. hes a little off lately

<Mrs Bambino>

cos of derek, right? hes not dying?

<Red>

no, of course not. just the derek thing.