Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Lydia To Alison

"Kitty,"

"Hey! What's up, you sound exasperated?"

"Nothing. Peter,"

"He's an ass wagon,"

"He really is,"

"And a dick puppet,"

"Yeah,"

"What's up, why'd you call?"

"Cos I like calling you,"

"Aren't you sweet?"

"I like to think so. Whatcha doin'?"

"Watching In The Flesh. It relates so hard to my life,"

"Yeah, sure,"

"It does!"

"Kitty, sweetheart, you're not a zombie,"

"I'm kindof like a zombie,"

"And you can't say every zombie show relates to your life,"

"Just The Walking Dead! And this one!"

"How is your life like The Walking Dead?!"

"Because. I said so,"

"Fair enough,"

"How are you?"

"Alright. School's still dragging on,"

"Do you have to call me during school and skip second period?"

"I don't have to, I do it anyways,"

"Alright. Don't get in trouble,"

"Pssh. I'm more trouble than i'm worth,"

"Oh yeah? Well I got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match,"

"What a caaaaaaatch,"

"We're done here. I won,"

"You always win,"

"I know! It's cos I'm lazy, lazy people always win,"

"Do they?"

"They do in my book,"

"And what book is that?"

"The... Shit, I dunno, the Bible?"

"I gotta go, Ali Cat. I love you,"

"I love you more, Strawberry,"

"I love you most,"

"I love you more than most,"

"I love you more than more than most,"

"I love you more than more than more than most times infinity,"

"I love you that plus one,"

"I love you that plus two,"

"Oh yeah? Well I love you that plus ten! How ya like them apples?"

"I love you infinitely,"

"I love you exfinitely. Is that more than infinitely?"

"It can be, if you say so,"

"Then I say so,"

"I still love you more,"

"How's that?"

"Because I love you more than Stiles loves making bad puns,"

"Damn. I guess you win this round,"

"Yeah,"

"I love you,"

"I love you too,"