Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Stiles To Derek

To> Der Bear

Hay

From> Der Bear

Hey Stiles

To> Der Bear

So, 2morrow im going 2 play bunnies w/ Scott an Isaac an... Lydia, I think?

From> Der Bear

And you felt the need to share this information, why?

To> Der Bear

I... Dunno, actually.

Didnt want u 2 flip ur wolfiness when u culdnt stalk me from my window

From> Der Bear

Okay

And I dont stalk you

To> Der Bear

Rite. U just watch me sleep 2 make sure im ok, an follow me around 2 make sure I dont die

From> Der Bear

Thats not stalking. Thats protecting a friend from a crazy demonic werewolf alpha, leader of a pack of alphas, two of which he killed for the sole purpose of making himself stronger, who kidnapped and almost killed your dad, and decided to take a special interest in you, Scott, and Alison.

To> Der Bear

...I'm your friend?

From> Dear Bear

Of course

To> Der Bear

Y u protecting me instead of Alison?

From> Der Bear

She can protect herself.

And youre the only one who isnt an idiot.

You have a plan and you know things.

To> Der Ber

Thanks.

That actually means a lot, coming from you.

From> Der Bear

You spelled it all out for me, my life goal is accomplished.

To> Der Bear

My life goal is 2 get u 2 watch Torchwood, and read The Hunger Games.

From> Der Bear

Way ahead of you. Bought the books and am in process of reading. What kind of sick society do they live in?!

To> Der Bear

You'll see.

After bunnies u can cum over an we can watch Torchwood an discuss HG.

From> Der Bear

So like when?

To> Der Bear

Like four am.

And I will be DRUNK.

We all will. Well we wuld, if they culd get drunk anymore. Thnx 4 dat, btw. Scott is much less fun now dat he cant get rip roaring intoxicated.

From> Der Bear

Not my fault but, apologies none the less.

And I look foward to drunk four am Stiles.

To> Der Bear

Mhm. I bet. Dont like make me a wolf or rape me.

From> Der Bear

Honestly, me making you a wolf is more likely than me raping you