"Hey,"
"Hey,"
"I didn't wake our sleeping prince, did I?"
"No. Did you-"
"Momma took care of it all, sugar. Peter says it's because you haven't had sex,"
"Oh,"
"Yeah, I figured as much. He didn't say who had to top though- I can only imagine what would-"
"Please don't imagine. At all,"
"Okay. Well, my girlfriend has to bathe in blood and aloe, thanks for asking, so i'm gonna go do that,"
"She has to what?"
"She gets rot. Like a corpse. And to prevent that you have to put blood and aloe on it,"
"Peter did that to her?"
"Peter kept her alive," Lydia snapped. "And I don't care if she has to turn into a rock for six hours every week, she's alive,"
"Okay- Why a rock?"
"I dunno, my imagination's crazy. Keep sleeping beauty safe, i'm staying at home for the rest of the night,"
"Oka. And Lydia?"
"Mhm?"
"Don't hurt yourself,"
"I never do,"
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Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)
FanfictionJust a little bit of Sterek Or maybe a lot of Sterek Okay who am I kidding the whole fic is Sterek fluff. Except for the Scisaac, Which is also very fluffy. All in all, this is just a very homosexual, Teen Wolf piece of cotton candy for you to shove...
