Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Alison To Stiles

<Ali>
have i ever mentioned how much i love you, and how much of a inspiration you are to me?

<Stiles>
u forgot to do a social studies project too, didnt u?

<Ali>
yes. but i still love you and i promise i will comtribute?!

<Stiles>
obv. me an scott putting project together by ourselves? suspicious. but scott me AND you doing an acceptable project is more believable. ur a responsible young lady. a pillar in the community.

<Ali>
aya :3 cuz nobody knows i smoke weed

<Stiles>
speaking of which, dont smoke in my house. my fuking dad will arrest me. or you. or derek, bc he thinks hes a pedophile.

<Ali>
just say the word and u can move in with me. idgaf if ur bf's a pedophile. and as long as u arent a werewolf my dad wont bat an eyelash.

<Stiles>
imma keep that in mind. i c u in Lyds car, btw. why arent u wearing pants?

<Ali>
couldnt find any. ur lucky im even wearing underwear. or a shirt.

<Stiles>
i have McDonalds up here for u 3 idiots. but u better hurry or Scott's gonna eat it.

<Ali>
u tell Scott he better keep his hands off my chicken or he dies.

<Stiles>
he wants to know if hes allowed to eat Lydias chicken

<Ali>
i could give a fuck about her chicken, as long as MY chicken is safe his life is not in danger.

<Stiles>
why arent u getting out of the car?

<Ali>
Lydia has me child locked in -.- be up soon. protect my food.

<Stiles>
loud and clear, ur majesty, over and out.