Lydia To Derek

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<Lune Rouge>

GUESS WHO'S HOUSE IS MADE OF FUCKIN MOUNTAIN ASH
MINE
MY FUCKING LAKE HOUSE
ALSO MY GRANDMOTHER HAS FAKED HER DEATH AND WROTE ME A CODE

<Sourwolf>

IM STILL A TEENAGER AND KATE ARGENT TRIED TO KILL EVERYONE

<Lune Rouge>

WHAT

<Sourwolf>

lmao we knew that would happen
and nobody's hurt, theyre all fine

<Lune Rouge>

DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT
also whats happening on finding carter i cant watch and i wanna know

<Sourwolf>

im not watching either
and y is ur house mountain ash that is totes fucked

<Lune Rouge>

NAH SHIT DEREK
I THOUGHT IT WAS COMPLETELY NORMAL
WOWEE WHAT A SHOCKER
THANK YOU FOR THAT BRILLIANT ANALYSIS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO STATE?

<Sourwolf>

#slayyyyyy

<Lune Rouge>

i know im good
but srsly ur a dumbass

<Sourwolf>

idk what to tell u
come home

<Lune Rouge>

y?

<Sourwolf>

cos we're all at ur house?

<Lune Rouge>

u didn't wake the ones sleeping upstairs did u?

<Sourwolf>

no

<Lune Rouge>

is that no no or a yes no

<Sourwolf>

a yes no

<Lune Rouge>

what am i going to do with u

<Sourwolf>

sorry ma'am

<Lune Rouge>

whatever just keep the fort standing
i'll b home soon

<Sourwolf>

fort?

<Lune Rouge>

its an expression
idiot

** AYEEE 2 MILLION READS!!! DANKE SO MUCH MWAHHHHH!!! now, weekly update: brownie points to the people translating my ramblings in various languages (hint on this on her name is in french). ALSO since i am queen i am going to make a request of one of you- AMAZINGBETHY! i heard u play the ukelelelelele and thats hella. like seriously thats hot. so somewhere sometime i must hear u play this instrument. its a royal inquiry. LUV YALL PRIMA <33 **

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