Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Kira To Lydia

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<Foxy Lady>

WE NEED
TO HAVE
A SRS DISCUSSION
LIKE RIGHT NOW

<Red>

whatever it is, i didnt do it

<Foxy Lady>

wHY WERE MALIA AND STILES AT MY HOUSE THIS IS LIFE OR DEATH

<Red>

ur really overdramatic and i dont know

<Foxy Lady>

yOU LIEEEEEEEE

<Red>

nope

<Foxy Lady>

take a guess then

<Red>

oh, thats simple then
cos malia liiiiiiiikes you

<Foxy Lady>

she does not

<Red>

oh really

<Foxy Lady>

ye really

<Red>

i know otherwise

<Foxy Lady>

prove it then

<Red>

shes asleep, right? see what her comtact name for you is

<Foxy Lady>

thats her personal stuff tho

<Red>

trust me, you'll be all in her personal stuff soon

<Foxy Lady>

ur a pervert

<Red>

could you just hurry up and believe me bc im tired of pussyfooting

<Foxy Lady>

im tired oF PUSSYFOOTING TOO

<Red>

OKAY
SO JUST WAKE THE BITCH UP
AND BE LIKE YO MALIA U LIEK MEH RITE
AND SHE GON BE LIKE DAMN STILES TOLD U DIDNT HE IMMA KILL HIM
AND THEN U KISS HER AND ALL THE BIRDS SING AND RAINBOWS SPROUT FROM UR ASS AND EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

<Foxy Lady>

bUT I'VE ONLY KNOWN HER FOR LIKE A MONTH

<Red>

A VERY ANNOYING MONTH FOR THE REST OF US
BC TRUST ME AFTER SCOTT AND ISAAC AND STILES AND DEREK, WE KNOW SEXUAL TENSION
AN THERES A LOT OF IT WITH U 2

<Foxy Lady>

man i dont like where this is gonna end up

<Red>

oh ye and wheres that

<Foxy Lady>

with me doing exactly what u told me to do and hoping for the best

<Red>

well just fyi
she has u in her phone as future wife
i doubt she fully understands the concept but its a sweet sentiment

<Red>

kiraaaaa?

<Red>

foxy laaaaaaaady?

<Red>

r u making out with malia

<Red>

this would be a good time to tell u that dereks up and we're coming out huh

<Red>

well i guess ur coming out too arent u

<Red>

cos we're gonna see u with ur tongue in malia's mouth

<Red>

at least we better

<Red>

if ur wimping out i will hurt you

<Red>

with a large fork