Teen Wolf Texts (Sterek And Scisaac Fluff)

Scott To Isaac

<Scott>

found derek

<Bambino>

oh yeeeeaaaah?

<Scott>

his uncle lost a finger

<Bambino>

grody

<Scott>

yeah hes probly 'busy' wit stiles rn

<Bambino>

ew

<Scott>

yeah. he wa in a basement but is all gouda now

<Bambino>

gouda cheese?

<Scott>

yes obv

<Bambino>

lol so der ok?

<Scott>

ye he fine. stiles is getting worse tho. dereks worried bout him

<Bambino>

i worry about him tbh
i worry about all of us
like u an ur shadows and stiles freaking out all the time and alison almost fuckin shot me the other day
i mean we all goin a little cray

<Scott>

ye. speaking of ali...

<Bambino>

wot

<Scott>

i'm ver sure she fancies u

<Bambino>

nuh uh

<Scott>

uh huh i kno dese things

<Bambino>

well idc she can eat her heart out

<Scott>

oh relly

<Bambino>

ye cos i dont sleep wit her

<Scott>

u dont sleep wit me tbh
u sleep in awkward positions on random pieces of furniture or with ur ass in the air an ur head on my kneecap

<Bambino>

-.- u kno wot i meant doofus

<Scott>

yeeeeeeee i kno
but still
dont like lead her on

<Bambino>

i cant help that im sexy

<Scott>

just like i cant help being stuck under my bed

<Bambino>

jfc scott again?!

<Scott>

i am stuck b/w the floor and the bed this time
not the wall and the bed

<Bambino>

sigh i'll brt to grip u tight an raise u from bedition

<Scott>

ur cute but dat was lame af

<Bambino>

i could leave u

<Scott>

no pls