Reese Lavek ⚥ S. Smythe | ✓ (EDITING)

24~ Why You Never Dance Gangnam Style

The Warblers filed in behind me... and unfortunately, Hairgel had the seat behind me. 

"You were smiling," he said. I turned to my right and looked at him.

"Oh, screw you Lurch. I was trying to keep in my laughter at how funny your very shiny hair looked in very bright lights." I sassed back.

"Yeah, but I thought I was being charming?" he asked.

"Oh, so you admit it? I thought you had something in your eyes. Go sit down!" I replied. Sebastian just laughed and sat back down in his seat. Jeez, he's a terrible flirt too, and he enjoys it obviously.

"What was that?" Quinn asked me with raised eyebrows.

"Just a little bitch-to-lurch spat. Nothing unusual." I replied.

"If you say so."

I turned back in my seat, then felt someone's eyes borring holes into the back of my head. I turned to the left and say Hunter glaring at me. I sent him a cold glare back.

"What? Jealous Plastic?" I asked. He just scoffed and turned back to look at the stage. I shook my head and did the same.

"Asshole."

"They travelled 87 miles by horse and buggy to drop an old school beat," I hope that's a joke, "The Rosedale Mennonites!" The curtain lifted to show at least fourteen kids in pigrim costumes, with washboards, banjos and... mouth harps? Now I have seen everything. I'll admit it though, they were very good... for pilgrims.

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"[Tina with New Directions:]

Oppan Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style

[New Directions:]
Bap bap ba ra pa pa

[Tina:]
Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeoja
Keopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeoja
Bami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeoja
Geureon banjeon inneun yeoja

[New Directions:]
Bap bap ba ra pa pa

[Tina with Kitty and Ryder:]
Naneun sanai
Najeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanai
Keopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanai
Bami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanai
Geureon sanai

[New Directions:]
Bap bap ba ra pa pa

[Tina with New Directions:]
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo ([New Directions:] Hey!)
Geurae baro neo ([New Directions:] Hey!)
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo ([New Directions:] Hey!)
geurae baro neo ([New Directions:] Hey!)

[Tina:]
Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabol

[Tina with New Directions:]
kakakakaka!

Oppan Gangnam Style
([Tina:] Uh)
Gangnam Style
Op, op, op, op
Oppan Gangnam Style
([Kitty:] Uh)
Gangnam Style
Op, op, op, op
Oppan Gangnam Style
([New Directions:] Bap bap ba ra pa pa)"

The New Directions were fantastic! I had never imagined that Finn, of all people, could actually get them to pull of a song... in Korean! That's amazing!

"Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppan Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Bap bap ba ra pa pa

[Tina with New Directions:]
Jeongsukhae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeoja
Ittaeda sipeumyeon mukkeotdeon meori puneun yeoja
Garyeotjiman wenmanhan nochulboda yahan yeoja
Geureon gamgakjeogin yeoja

[New Directions:]
Bap bap ba ra pa pa

[Tina with New Directions:]
Naneun sanai
Jeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sanai
Ttaega doemyeon wanjeon michyeobeorineun sanai
Geunyukboda sasangi ultungbultunghan sanai
Geureon sanai

[New Directions:]
Bap bap ba ra pa pa

[Tina with New Directions:]
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo ([New Directions:] Hey!)
Geurae baro neo ([New Directions:] Hey!)
Areumdawo sarangseureowo
Geurae neo ([New Directions:] Hey!)
geurae baro neo ([New Directions:] Hey!)

[Tina:]
Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabol

[Tina with New Directions:]
kakakakaka!
Oppan Gangnam Style
([Tina:] Uh)
Gangnam Style
Op, op, op, op
Oppan Gangnam Style
([Kitty:] Uh)
Gangnam Style
Op, op, op, op
Oppan Gangnam Style ([New Directions:] Bap bap ba ra pa pa)
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppan Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Bap bap ba ra pa pa

[Kitty:]
Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom

[Kitty with New Directions:]
Baby baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom
Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nom
Baby, baby
Naneun mwol jom aneun nom

[New Directions:]
You know what I'm saying

[Tina with New Directions:]
Oppan Gangnam Style
Bap bap ba rap rap
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op
Oppan Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy lady
Op, op, op, op

Bap bap ba ra pa pa

Oppan Gangnam Style"

Just as they finished, my breath hitched... but not because I was happy, because I was horrified. Why? 

Marley fainted... and everybody noticed.

"Oh my god!"

"What happened to her?"

"Is she okay?"

"Marley!" I ran out of the crowd and backstage in fear. I had helped Marley train, and I knew something was up with that girl I knew it, but I didn't think it was so bad to a point where she would faint!