(Inspired by the chapter 'Mission or Vacation' and the last sketch I did, I decided to do another… This one features what the team did over the summer, like a reporter interviewing the team….)
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~Before recording took place~
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Me: *Clears throat* So, Agent Nevada, is it?
Nevada: Get that light out of my eyes before I decide to break you.
Me: *gulps* Um… The light isn't on yet, Agent.
Nevada: Do you want me to get violent?
Me: …I'll move on.
Camera man: See? I told you this was going to happen. The last guy quit for a good reason.
Me: Shuddup. I can do this.
Camera man: I warned you…
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Me: Hello, Agent Iowa.
Iowa: Is this seriously happening again? I thought we made a bad enough impression to keep away the damn press.
Me: Umm… What exactly happened?
Iowa: *Arches brow* They seriously didn't tell you?
Me: Umm… No.
Iowa: *chuckles* You poor, poor, man. I almost feel sorry for you.
Me: Why thank-
Iowa: Almost.
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Me: Hello, Agent Alaska.
Alaska: …Another one?
Me: Another one? What do you mean?
Alaska: *Shakes head* I thought we made it clear last time that it wasn't a good idea doing this…
Me: What happened last time?
Alaska: You don't want to know.
Me: I want to know.
Alaska: You. Do. Not. Want. To. Know. What. Happened.
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Michigan: Before you even ask anything, I'm going to warn you. Stay away from Nevada and Iowa.
Me: Too late… Why, are they dangerous?
Michigan: … Yes. They wouldn't be at the top of the board if not.
Me: But, they aren't on the board…
Michigan: You weren't here when the first one came by.
Me: Seriously, what happened? I need to know.
Michigan: You. Do. Not. Need. To. Know.
Me: I kinda do… and you gave me the same resonse as Alaska.
Michigan: Leave while you can.
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Me: Hello, Agent Colorado.
Colorado: I prefer CO.
Me: O…kay, CO. How are you?
Colorado: No more questions.
Me: Okay…
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Me: Good morning, Agent Montana.
Montana: Too damn early. *Gets up and leaves*
Camera man: See? This is exactly what I said was going to happen.
Me: What happened last time?!
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~Recording~
Me: Good morning, Agent Nevada.
Nevada: We've been through this already. *puts hand on knife*
Me: *clears throat* Sorry. How-
Nevada: No more questions. *leaves*
Me: I haven't asked anything yet…
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Iowa: Get on with it.
Me: I…uh… How was your summer?
Iowa: At least it's better than the last question they asked. *shrugs*
Me: *whispers* What was the last question?
Iowa: *thinks for a moment* You can keep talking if you want to taste lead.
Me: What?
Iowa: *Cocks pistol*
Me: Where did you even get that?
Iowa: *Smiles*
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Me: *clears throat*
Alaska: If you're sick, you better stay the hell away from me.
Me: I'm not-
Alaska: I said stay. The hell. Away. From. Me. *cocks pistol*
Me: Where did you guys get the weapons?! They were supposed to be taken away before we even started this interview!
Alaska: We have sources.
Me: I bet you do.
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Me: Please tell me you're not like the others.
Michigan: *shakes head* If you mean not a complete and utter psychopath, who hates to be interviewed, caught on camera, and someone who carries a gun everywhere?
Me: Y…yeah?
Michigan: Then you got the wrong guy. *pulls out pistol, points it at me*
Me: *Cowers*
Michigan: *pulls trigger. Confetti goes everywhere*
Me: What. The. Hell. Is. Wrong. With. These. Guys?!
Camera man: I tried to warn you.
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Me: So… How was your summer, CO?
Colorado: *shrugs* Fine, I guess.
Me: That's good. You're the only one that has answered.
Colorado: That's because they don't appreciate being on camera.
Me: So… they're camera shy?
Colorado: Not shy. They just don't like the camera.
Me: Is there any particular reason why?
Colorado: *inspects nails* You might not want to turn around.
Me: They're right there, aren't they?
*chuckles are heard in the background*
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Me: I. Am. Done. With. This. Place.
Camera man: Hey, at least it wasn't nearly as bad as last time.
Me: What happened last time?!
Camera man: You just better be glad it didn't repeat itself.
Me: I want to know what happened.
Camera man: No. No, no you don't. Trust me.
(This is the first, not to funny, draft. Hope you guys enjoyed my horrible idea. I'm not feel funny today XD I'll see you guys later…)
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