BDR (Me): (￣。￣) Neh, Alice, are you sure we can go there?
Alice: *giggles* Nope, but who cares?
BDR: (¬_¬) Slendy and the other pastas. You know you don't do well with people. I mean even I hate you.
Alice: Hey, mistress, why so serious? Cheer up! I'm bored, and I want to have fun.
BDR: (¬‿¬) You just wanna see Laughing Jack, right?
Alice: *points a knife at me* Shut up. You don't know anything.
BDR: ∩(︶▽︶)∩ Okay, okay, so you won't mind if I hang out with him then.
Alice: *eyes glow crimson & black*
BDR: (≧ω≦) That's what I thought. Now, then lets get to the Slender Mansion!
Alice: Right! Lets go! *skips ahead of me*
BDR: (¬_¬) Phew, I'm safe.
Alice: *bursts into the Slender Mansion* HELLO, MY DEARS! ALICE IS BACK WITH MISTRESS!
Pastas: (⊙ ⊙) (⊙ ⊙) (⊙ ⊙) A-Alice of Human Sacrifice?!
Alice: *giggles* That's right! So Mistress here and I were bored, and so we've decided to invade Slendy's mansion and have readers question me, Mistress here, all of you ladies, and Laughing Jack.
Jeff: (¬▂¬) Hold on, why do you only say Laughing Jack?
Alice: Because he's my favorite! *hugs him*
LJ: *chuckles* Thank you, m'lady.
BEN: So, who is this cutie?
BDR: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) Don't even think about it you deformed Christmas elf.
BEN: (￣□￣) Eh? Well, you're mean.
BDR: Yep, anyway! I'm Blood Doll Raven! You can call me Blood or Doll! Just not. . .*whispers* Raven.
Alice: *flings a knife near my head*
BDR: (⊙ ︿ ⊙ ✿) Gosh, I didn't say it. I just wanted to let the people know what not to call me.
Slendy: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! Who are you?
BDR: (◠ △ ◠ ✿) Hi, Slendy! I'm Blood Doll Raven, but call me either Blood or Doll!
Slendy: Why are you here, child? You are not even a pasta.
BDR: (◡ ︿ ◡ ✿) Yes, I know. But I made one! Does that count? (◕ ﹏ ◕ ✿)
Slendy: *falling for my cute act* Very well, you may stay, child. As for all of you, this Ms. Doll is off limits. Understood?
Pastas: Yes, sir.
BDR: (ノ ◕ ヮ ◕) ノ Ah! Thank you, Slendy!
Alice: Well, now that that's settled, and if any of you try to hurt my prey, I'll kill all of you! *smiles innocently*
Pastas: (⊙ ⊙) (⊙ ⊙) (⊙ ⊙) Yes, ma'am.
BDR: ★ ~ (◡ ‿ ◕ ✿) Great! Glad we all understand, so ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Slender Mansion! Where all questions are a go! Dirty, yaoi,mild, fluffy, violent, and such! And if you're asking about a Pasta's story (◣_◢) DON'T BE LAZY AND LOOK IT UP YOURSELF! Other than that all questions and even dares are a go! (｡◕‿◕｡) Oh, yeah, but you can't hate on a Pasta by daring them to do something that kills them. If I come up with more rules I let you all know! (︶ω︶)
Alice; You talk to much! Can we end this already and wait for questions?!
BDR: (◕ ﹏ ◕ ✿) Okay. . .Ask away people and or dare! ★ ~ (◠ ‿ ◕ ✿)
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Ask Alice And The Creepypastas (Complete no more questions)
Fanfiction^-^ Yep, I have decided to make one of these! They look like so much fun that I had to go through with it! I would so love to see what kind of crazy questions my readers have! Also. . .>.< Please keep the questions short, but you may ask as many as...
