Smile Dog: *comes in with a large box in his mouth*
BDR: ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Yeah! Smile, you're so strong!
Smile: *hands me the box* What is that, Doll?
BDR: Lets find out! *opens the box* (ノ ◕ ヮ ◕) ノ OMG! A new camera! Thank you! Thank you, Mr. Hentai!
Smile: Who is that?
BDR: (◠ ‿ ◠ ✿) A new person to make dares. Now, I shall read the dares by Mr. Hentai!
"Interesting >:) I dare Masky to marry Hoody and call him some couple names like 'babe' 'darling' 'honey'. And Alice? *whispers* make LJ jealous. Lastly BDR, I dare you too record every moment . *gave BDR a new video camera* xD Thanks! I hope I won't die today xD"
BDR: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ AH!!!! A WEDDING!!
Smile: O.O Are you sure we can do that?! What will Masky and Hoody think?!
BDR: (≧ω≦) They'll love the idea. MASKY! HOODY!
Masky & Hoody: Yes, Doll?
BDR: Kawaii!!! ( ^▽^)σ
Masky: What is it? (。・_・。)
BDR: o(≧o≦)o OMG YES! I HAVE TO DO THIS!
Hoody: Do what?
BDR: *pulls out a contract* Masky! Hoody! Please sign your names here! *points to x's* (─‿‿─)
Masky & Hoody: *sign the paper*
BDR: \ (◕ ω ◕ ✿) / I now pronounce you husband and wife!
Masky & Hoody: (╯ ° □ °) ╯ WWWHHHAAATTT?!!!!
BDR: (◡ ω ◡ ✿ ) Yep, from now on you will be using lovey dovey phrases to refer to each other like honey, sweetie, babe, and dear!
Maksy & Hoody: (⊙ ︿ ⊙ ✿) *blush*
BDR: Al-
Alice: What?
BDR: AHHH!!!!! *hugs the newly weds* (Γ ˚ Д ˚) Γ Stop sneaking up on me!
Masky: Honey, I think we should go. *blushes & grabs Hoody's sleeve*
Hoody: Alright, dear. *blushes*
BDR: o(≧o≦)o KYAH!!!! YAOI!
Alice: I don't think I want to know. -_- What do you want from me now, mistress?
BDR: (∪ ◡ ∪) Someone has dared you to make Laughing Jack, jelly!
Alice: *sighs* I do that everyday.
BDR: (◕‿◕✿) Please?????
Alice: *rolls eyes*
BDR: ZALGO! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
Zalgo: What? *glares at me*
BDR: It's all you, Alice! *skips off to get LJ*
Masky & Hoody: *video tape what is going on*
BDR: LJ! LJ! LJ! L-
LJ: What?
BDR: AHHH!!!! T_T Meanies! Anyway! I got something to show you! (∪ ◡ ∪)
LJ: Like what? -_-
BDR: *takes his hand* This way! (¬‿¬)
LJ: What are-
Alice: Hi, LJ! *sitting on Zalgo's lap*
LJ: *forms a tight smile* M'lady, what is the meaning of this?
BDR: *stands with Masky & Hoody* Drama bomb! (✿◠‿◠)
Alice: Nothing! *grins* Just sitting with Zalgo! Is there something wrong with that?
BDR: (◕ △ ◕ ✿)Uwah, she's so evil.
Masky: Oh, poor LJ! *puts hands to cheeks*
LJ: *growls & pulls Alice off* You are mine, Alice!
BDR: (⊙ △ ⊙ ✿) Snap! Here we go!
Alice: Oh. *giggles* So possessive. How cute.
BDR, Masky, Hoody: (⊙ △ ⊙ ✿)
Alice: Why so serious, people? *tilts head to the side*
BDR: (¬▂¬) I've created a monster. That is just low!
Alice: No heart, dear. What do you expect me to do? *grins*
BDR: \ (◕ △ ◕ ✿) / You're terrible!
Alice: Why thank you. *giggles* Now, if you'll excuse me! I have someone to hunt!
BDR: >3< Don't kill my readers damn it! EH?! AH!! Looks like that's all for now! Excuse me! *goes after Alice*
Hoody: Honey?
Masky: Yes, dear? ^-^
Hoody: Nothing! Lets go make you some cheesecake!
Masky: OKAY! Oh! Um, Doll's audience, we'll see you next time s-so please leave dares and questions, thank you! Bye! *runs off with Hoody*
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Ask Alice And The Creepypastas (Complete no more questions)
Fanfiction^-^ Yep, I have decided to make one of these! They look like so much fun that I had to go through with it! I would so love to see what kind of crazy questions my readers have! Also. . .>.< Please keep the questions short, but you may ask as many as...
