BDR: (ノ ◕ ヮ ◕) ノ JEFFERY! *falls on top of Jeff while he sleeps*
Jeff: AHH!!! WHAT THE HELL, DOLL?! *takes off mask*
BDR: (◠ ω ◠ ✿) Morning sunshine!
Slendy: Ms. Doll! What is the meaning of Ticci Toby bouncing up and down on my bed?! *carrying him by a tentacle*
BDR: (◠ △ ◠ ✿)Aha! I'm glad you two are here! I have wonderful dares for you two, Zalgo, LJ, and Alice! And moi!
Slendy & Jeff: What?/ What? (≖ ︿ ≖ )
BDR: Glad you asked! These dares are by Mr. Hentai! Who I managed to save from Alice's wrath!
"I'M STILL ALIVE!! *kisses the ground* Okay here's my dare 1. I dare Alice to kiss ZALGO and LJ! on the lips~ 2. I dare BDR to call Dr. Smiley and interview him about his 'fixing' *smiles darkly* 3. I dare BDR, Jeff, Slendy and the rake to watch 'slender man works at burger king and little jeffery' (sorry to trouble you! Watch them at Youtube! :D) My best regards to the newly weds! *gives them plane tickets to Hawaii*"
Alice: And you don't want me to kill these people. *glares*
BDR: *hides behind Slendy* Hey, I don't come up with these. (ΘεΘ;) Well, Alice get to it! Get your smooch on.
Alice: *glares harder* Nobody forces Alice to do anything against Alice's desires.
BDR: (￣□￣) Alright, alright, maybe next time. Uh, T-Toby, can you come with me to the interview room? (*´д｀*)
Toby: 'kay, Doll! (≧◡≦)
BDR: (╯◕_◕)╯ H-hi, Dr. Smiley. . .I-I'm Blood Doll Raven, you can call me Blood or Doll.
Toby: *hides behind me* (⊙ ︿ ⊙ ✿) Y-you have to interview him?
BDR: (◕ ﹏ ◕ ✿) Y-yeah.
Dr.Smiley: Hello, Ms. Doll. *grins showing razor sharp teeth*
BDR: (⊙ △ ⊙ ✿)T-T-T-T-Toby! I'm scared! He looks like he wants to cut me open! (┛ ◉ Д ◉) ┛
Toby: T_T He does!
BDR: \ (◕ △ ◕ ✿) / I don't wanna be cut open!
Dr. Smiley: Is there a reason I was called in here, Ms. Doll? Does someone one need emergency surgery?
BDR: (⊙ △ ⊙ ✿) No, no, nobody needs surgery. *ahem* S-so, I-I'm just gonna. go. . .I'm too scared to do this. *runs away leaving Toby behind*
Toby: *screams like a little girl & comes after me*
BDR: Oh, Jeffy! HE WAS SO SCARY! *hugging him in a bear hug*
Jeff: ٩(×̯×)۶ *trying to breathe*
BDR: Oh! Slendy! Rake! Come here please! (◕ ‿ ◕ ✿) I gots a few videos for us to watch! *turns on videos* (╯ ° □ °) ╯ WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! XD OMG!!
Slendy: Only one day! That darn Splendorman!
BDR: XD
Jeff: -_- That never happened.
Rake: *very confused*
BDR: I know. I know, Rake. Me too. Okay, you can go now, and can you hand these tickets to Masky and Hoody, so they can go on their Honeymoon? Please? (◕ ω ◕ ✿)
Rake: *takes the tickets & crawls off*
BDR: (◠ ‿ ◠ ✿) Now for our next dares! By AnimeWillLastForever:
"I dare Alice and lj to get married and you to steal Alice's knife, hide it, and keep it from her for a week without her knowing!"
BDR: (⊙ △ ⊙ ✿) Alice's knife?! The last time someone tried that they were erased from the face of this earth! Alice? Marry? XD HAHA!! Oh dear lord! Like that'll happen. Unless we make a surprise wedding.
Jeff: -_- Doll, I think you're the one that wants to get yourself killed by agreeing to these dares.
BDR: (ノ ◕ ヮ ◕) ノNow, Jeffery, I won't have to die if you help me!
Jeff: (ノ ಠ 益 ಠ) ノ ARE YOU INSANE WOMAN?! I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES GETTING ALICE PISSED!
BDR: \ (◕ △ ◕ ✿) / But, Jeffy! You promised to be my friend!
Jeff: -_- When was this?
BDR: (◠ ‿ ◠ ✿) When I decided to put Alice's stolen knife in your hoodie pocket.
Jeff: (Γ ˚ Д ˚) Γ YOU WHAT?!
BDR: (✿◠‿◠)
Jeff: No! Take it away! Take it aw-
Alice: I knew I'd find it here.
Jeff: (╯ ° □ °) ╯ I promise I'll be your best friend! Please don't let her kill me, Doll.
BDR: (ノ ◕ ヮ ◕) ノ Yeah! Jeffy is my best friend! Okay! *takes the knife & runs away*
Alice: *eyes glow crimson* MISTRESS!!!
Jeff: *falls back in relief*
BDR: \ (◕ ω ◕ ✿) / *running away* Sorry, I have to get away first, and we'll have a surprise wedding tomorrow's edition of questions and dares! Until next time folks! Bye!
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Ask Alice And The Creepypastas (Complete no more questions)
Fanfiction^-^ Yep, I have decided to make one of these! They look like so much fun that I had to go through with it! I would so love to see what kind of crazy questions my readers have! Also. . .>.< Please keep the questions short, but you may ask as many as...
