BDR: *walking back and forth* Alright men! We have an emergency alert! (╯◕_◕)╯ Jeff The Killer AKA Jeffy has gone missing! So it is our job to recover him before the fan girls get to poor old Jeffy!
Rose: *nods head eagerly, being the only one taking this seriously* \ (◕ ﹏ ◕ ✿) / For Jeff!
Liu: Um, Doll, can't we just go and find him? Your friends are wolves, right?
BDR: *smacks forehead* Oh yeah! Someone get me one of Jeffy's hoodies!
Sally: Oh! I have one! I have one! *runs circles around me holding Jeffy's sweater*
BDR: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) *grabs it* Thanks, Sally. Now, Banana, Sebas, Ryan, Travis, Jason, Liu, and everyone else! Off we go to hunt down Jeffy!
Alice: *grins* Oh, I love hunting. You can count me in.
BDR: (╯ ° □ °) ╯ Neh, Alice, LJ and you should just watch the manor instead. I'd like to find Jeffy alive please.
Alice: *giggles* Awww, that's too bad. I would have brought him back easily.
LJ: *smirks* But you heard her, m'lady. They don't require your assistance.
Alice: *smiles* Alright. Lets see if you return at all, Mistress.
BDR: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) Thanks for the good luck wish, Alice, LJ.
Liu: Doll, why do you have those note cards?
BDR: (◠ △ ◠ ✿) We'll be answering questions and doing dares while we're looking for Jeffy!
Pastas: Damn it!
BDR: (╥_╥) There's only one dare by That-Crazy-Girl who actually listened to what I was saying and made dares for outside, not when we find Jeffy. . .If we find Jeffy.
Rose: Well, what's the dares? Or dare?
BDR: Let me see
"NO JEFFY WHY? T^T I'll miss youuuuu ToT Anyway...Dares that involve outside stuff,huh? I am quite good at this! :D This goes to everyone: While looking for Jeffy,have a 'contest' thingy.The winner is whoever kills the most forest animals! And he or she wins a free vcictim from me,who is none other than my beloved brother!"
BEN: o(≧o≦)o How is that fair?! Your friends are wolves and will beat us!
BDR: (¬_¬) Let me guess, only Banana, Liu, and me and a few audience members are worried about Jeffy, right?
Pastas: (¬‿¬) Yep.
BDR: (¬_¬) You guys suck. I thought you people were supposed to stick together since you all live here.
Pastas: As if! Now lets do this contest, but you keep your wolf friends and Smile out of this!
BDR: Okay, one thing: Ryan, Travis, and Jason are only half wolf!
Pastas: Lets go! *run out*
BDR: (¬_¬) Right, well we'll be right back ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy the awesome fast forward since I should probably get to dares and questions once I find Jeffy.
*Five Hour Time Skip*
BDR: щ(ಥДಥщ) Five freaking hours and no sign of Je-
Jason: *turns my head around* (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) Well if you'd been paying attention and not shutting me up every minute you would have let me tell you that we've been behind him this whole time.
BDR: (◕ ︿ ◕ ✿) Well excuse me for imagining every possible scenario that could occur once I reencountered Jeffy. So if you'll excuse me. *tip toes towards Jeffy*
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Ask Alice And The Creepypastas (Complete no more questions)
Fanfiction^-^ Yep, I have decided to make one of these! They look like so much fun that I had to go through with it! I would so love to see what kind of crazy questions my readers have! Also. . .>.< Please keep the questions short, but you may ask as many as...
