So Very Lazy

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BDR: Do it, Sally. He's asleep.

Sally: Okay! *pulls out scissors & grabs a lock of his hair, cutting it off*

Jeff: *growls*

BDR & Sally: O3O Uh oh.

BDR: *grabs Sally & runs out* Okay, you're all probably wondering what that was, right?!

Sally: Wee!! \(^o^)/ This was a dare from Bobby!!!

BDR: Eh, what she means is it was from GamerChix164's OC Bob:

"Sup? This is Bob. Yes, I'm actually writing. Anyway, I don't know what happened but the Mutt is on the floor with a nosebleed. I care less as to why. I have a dare. And that dare is to cut Jeff's hair while he's asleep. Y'know who I'm choosing. Sally. Heh, I might even be there when it happens."

Jeff: DOLL!!!! SALLY!!!

BDR: Oof!!! *bumps into someone* Ouch!!! *falls on my butt*

Sally: *looks up* Oh, hi Slendy! *waves*

Slendy: *picks me up* Hello, Sally. Are you alright, Ms. Doll? *helps me up*

BDR: Yeah, I'm good. We're just running from Jeffy cause we cut off a lock of his hair.

Slendy: It was a dare, was it not?

BDR: Yes, sir. Now then since you're here, can you keep Jeffy away from me while I get through with the other dares and question I have? (╥_╥)

Slendy: Well, alright then. Go on.

BDR: Okay! This is from HorrorPrincess131:

"1. I dare masky to prank hoodie and do the best prank there is (page will help) 2. I dare toby to hang out with jane the killer for a day Q1. why doesn't slender have a face?"

BDR: (¬_¬) Best prank? Is there really such a thing. Hmm, we'll save that for next time. Okay, next. TOBY!!!!!

Toby: Yes??? *twitch*

BDR: Toby, you have to hand out with Jane all day!

Toby: Okay!! Jane! Jane! Jane! Jane!! *skips away happily*

BDR: (✿◠‿◠) That'll be a lot of fun, now Slendy!

Slendy: I was born this way

BDR: (。・_・。)

Slendy: What is it, Ms. Doll?

BDR: Oh I'm waiting for Lady Gaga's song to cue in.

Slendy: -_- What?

BDR: Never mind, moving on to the last few dares! Banana!

Rose: (✿◠‿◠) I got the seifuku!

BDR: Great! So wh-

Rose: Eeek!!! Oh, hello. (◕‿◕✿)

BDR: *reads the note card* From TheGrimGrinningGirl:

"I've got some rather...interesting news. Mindy recently fucked up with some magic, and now she's, or rather he's, going by Myles. And he wants to pay a visit. What for, I've got no idea, but it should be fun to watch. Now, I've got a dare for Jeff. You've got to wear a seifuku. Yeah, that's pretty much all I've come up with."

Rose: (✿◠‿◠) Oooo, Myles is a sexy name. Rawr!

BDR: (¬_¬) Sebas is abstaining you again, isn't he?

Rose: (╥_╥) Yes.

Myles: *smirks* Maybe I can help you with that. *cups Rose's chin*

BDR: ( ̄□ ̄) Rose, go give Jeffy the seifuku.

Rose: ;_; Oh, you used my name. You're not happy. Okay. *goes*

Myles: *stares at his butt* Jealous?

BDR: (¬_¬) No, I just happen to like my set up couples thank you.

*Jeff's room*

Jeff: No! You get that thing away from me!

Rose: *pouts* Please? I can do you favor. *blushes & puts finger to lip*

Jeff: O_O Whoa! Whoa! You're hot, but I don't roll that way!

Rose: ∩(︶▽︶)∩ Yay! I'm hot! Now put on the seifuku or I'll turn into a wolf and eat you. (✿◠‿◠)

Jeff: O_O *goes to bathroom & changes*

*Living room*

Alice: *giggles* It's so fun seeing Mistress angry.

Alec: *drinks tea* Now if only those stubborn idiots would surrender and let us play so I can sacrifice you.

Alice: *smiles tightly* Not if I kill you first.

BDR: Hey, shut up! And where is Banana with Jeffy?!

Rose: We're here! :D *pulls Jeff in*

Jeff: (◣_◢) Shut up everyone!

BDR: . . .

Alice & Alec: *stare and start to laugh*

Jeff: *blushes*

Myles: Well, for once you look almost good.

Jeff: Shut up!

Rose: *hugs Jeff* Oh you look so cute, Jeff!

Jeff: *blushes*

Myles: Oh that's it, Rose is being too cute.

Rose: (。・_・。) That look. You wanna do me, don't you?

BDR: ( ̄□ ̄) No way! You're in my world, so I can make you weak, bro! *pushes him out* Banana belongs to Sebas! *slams door shut*

Rose: (*´д`*) Wahh! But Ichigo! I have needs! I need some-

Sebas: Lets go. *puts Rose over his shoulders & goes upstairs* 

BDR: YAOI!!!! *runs after them* 

Jeff: *glares* Alright this little circus is over! Bye!

Alec: So bitchy, but alas, I don't feel like interracting with any of you, so, tata! ^-^

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