BDR: Hmm, lets see. *looking over old mail*
Jeff: What are you doing under the table, Doll?
BDR: AHH!!!! *hits head at the top of the head* Ow! ლ (ಠ 益 ಠ ლ) Jeff, you asshole! *comes out from under the table*
Jeff: I was just asking a question. I didn't think you'd get scared.
BDR: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) I'm in a mansion of killers, what more could you expect?
Jeff: Well for one, you should be running and screaming at the sight of me.
BDR: Are you going to kill me?
Jeff: . . .
BDR: I thought so. *tosses note cards aside & grabs new ones* Alright, time to start this. Where's Liu and the other Pastas?
Jeff: They're doing their own thing.
BDR: (◕ ︿ ◕ ✿) So, what are you doing here?
Jeff: (⊙ △ ⊙ ✿) Uh. . .um. . .Oh, who is this from! *takes note card* From Jade-the-Wise:
"I'm going to miss you so much! T^T in honor of you all, I made you a cake *hands Doll a giant cake* and for EJ, I made you a kidney cake *hands EJ a kidney cake* and what has been your favorite moment with Doll-chan?"
BDR: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) Jeff you weirdo. Anyway. . .CAKE!!! *attacks it*
Jeff: *shakes head* Oh, Doll.
EJ: *comes in sniffing* I smell kidneys.
Jeff: *points to table* Kidney cake, specially made just for you.
EJ: *attacks it*
Jeff: (⊙ ︿ ⊙ ✿)Geez, Doll, are you going to answer the question?
BDR: *looks up from eating* Can't decide I've nearly experienced it all.
BEN: Except getting hit on by a girl. *winks*
BDR: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) *throws cake at BEN* You've been reading too much yuri.
BEN: *wipes cake off face* (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿)
BDR: *licking fingers* So, what's next?
Jeff: My gosh, woman! You're a mess.
BDR: (◕ △ ◕ ✿) Hush up and let me read the next one! *looks over Jeff's shoulder* From Skateboardingtomboy1:
"I'm back. He jeff I got u a present *gives jeff a big blue and red butcher knife*. Doll I got u something too. *hands doll a sighed poster of zero * jeff by the way the family we killed was the girl that bullied me I just found this out. 1) when is your birthday (if u have one) 2. Slendy can I meet u in person. Done kill me though. 3. Hey BEN can we play resident evil. 4. Doll I dare u to prank one of the pastas any one u want bye. See u tomarrow!! Love u jeff and Ben u guys r AWSOME!!"
BDR: \ (◕ △ ◕ ✿) / AH! Oh no! I have to get clean! I can't let Zero see me like this!
Jeff: *looking at butcher knife* (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) It's just a poster. He can't see you.
BDR: Σ ≧ ▽ ≦) σ You don't know that, Jeffy! *takes BEN's hat & wipes off mouth*
BEN: My hat!!!
BDR: *takes Jeff's sweater & puts it on* (◕ ω ◕ ✿) There we go!
Jeff: (。・_・。)
BDR: *hugs Zero poster* Oh, Zero! I'm a bit more presentable now! You look handsome as always. Meow! (✿ ♥‿♥)
Jeff: (¬_¬)
BDR: *thinks & gasps* Jeffy! You're not spazzing out cause I took your sweater!
Jeff: (¬_¬) Yeah, so?
BDR: Weirdo, anyway, Jeffy, when's your birthday?
Jeff: *shrugs* Lost track of that when my sanity snapped ages ago.
BDR: o(≧o≦)o Then I officially name Halloween as the Creepypasta birthdays!
Jeff: (¬‿¬)
BDR: Now, where is Slendy?
Slendy: I'm right here, child.
BDR: DX AHHH!!!!
Liu: What?! What?! I heard you scream! *rushes in*
BDR: (╯3╰) Slendy startled me. *hugs Liu*
Liu: It's okay, Doll. *hugs back*
Jeff: (¬_¬) Slender, you gonna answer that?
Slendy: I will make no promises if I kill you or not.
BDR: (╯◕_◕)╯ That's not very reassuring, Slendy. BEN! Where'd you go?!
BEN: I'm washing my hat from the cake you got it dirty with!
BDR: (◕ ω ◕ ✿) Someone wants you to play 'Resident Evil 4' with you.
BEN: Bring it! I own that game!
BDR: Oky, okay, whatever. Prank someone? I do that all the time with these dares and questions, so basically I've done that since the beginning.
Pastas: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿)
BDR: (◠ △ ◠ ✿) Uh, moving on to IsabellePick:
"Me: The wind is my love, I LOVE YOU WIND FLY TO ME. Oh uhm that was awkward ok so read the dares and question silence, and your welcome Doll-chan ^_^ Silence: Dare 1: jeffy wear a pink tutu dress for the whole chapter, Hehe. Dare 2: I dare you guys to have a prank war, limited edition . Question: Do you guys like Hollywood undead? If so what's your favourite song by them? Me: Kay, BUH BYE GUYS!! Silence: .... Why am I even your oc.... Bye Me: Because I'm the most awesome janitor in the world Silence: da hell, bye guys!!"
Jeff: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) What is it with you and wanting to see me in skirts, woman?
BDR: Sally, do you have a pink tutu?
Sally: Right here! Jeff, put it on! (◕ ω ◕ ✿)
Jeff: Well, looks like this new knife will come to use after all. (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) *rips tutu*
Sally: (◕ ︿ ◕ ✿) Jeff, you ruined the tutu. . . (◣_◢) *demon voice* That's not nice, Jeffery!
Jeff: O.O
BDR: (ノ ◕ ヮ ◕) ノ Prank war! Enjoy this fast forward ladies and gentlemen! *jumps behind couch*
Fast Forward:
BDR: *peeks out from behind couch & pushes hood of hoodie down* (╯◕_◕)╯ Wow, the place is a mess. Is Jeffy alive still?
Jeff: *twitching on ground*
Sally: *eating lollipop* (◠ △ ◠ ✿) This is yummy!
Pastas: O.O
BDR: *gets out from behind couch* Well looks like this is going to be a long pick up day. Oh and to answer your question, not really. I don't really like it much. I just like a few songs. Like for example 'Sell Your Soul', but other than that I don't like Hollywood Undead. Well folks thanks for all your questions and dares today, see you all tomorrow for our final two days. (◕ ︿ ◕ ✿)
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Ask Alice And The Creepypastas (Complete no more questions)
Fanfiction^-^ Yep, I have decided to make one of these! They look like so much fun that I had to go through with it! I would so love to see what kind of crazy questions my readers have! Also. . .>.< Please keep the questions short, but you may ask as many as...
