Liu: Uh, Alice, Alec, where is Doll?
Alice & Alec: *sitting at the table drinking tea* Who knows? *smile innocently*
Liu: She's alive, right? *getting mad*
Alice: *giggles* You're killers. We're killers, I don't think it should matter if she's dead or alive.
Liu: *glares*
Alec: What's wrong, kid? Wanna kill us? You're welcome to try. *smirks*
Alice: *stands up & skips around Liu* This is our circus to run for today. So now be a good dog and leave. *holds knife to his neck*
Jeff: Liu!
Alec: And we have the brother! What a great start! *stands up & puts on his top hat* Well, now this is our show right now, where is your idiot, Alice.
Alice: *flings knife at him* Only I can insult my Laughing Jack.
Alec: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
LJ: You called for me, M'lady? *walks in*
Alice: *smiles* Yes, would you care to give the ridiculous note cards to this dog so he can read it?
LJ: Of course. *chuckles & hands Liu the note card*
Liu: *glares & looks at the card* From TheGrimGrinningGirl:
"Goddamn it, Myles! Anyway, I needed him out of the house so I could get something ready. I've got four Jeff fangirls locked in a cage. They fight to the death. Last one standing gets a kiss from Jeff. Now, Slenderman... Ever been in a hentai?"
Alice: A fight to the death? *giggles* How about if I just go in myself and kill them. Of course, I don't want a kiss from Jeffery.
Jeff: *tense* Like I want to.
Alice: *grins & snaps neck* Your turn Alec. I'm going to kill these girls, and Slendy can answer that question. *leaves*
Slendy: No, I have not child. And I think I may not want to. Whatever that maybe.
Alec: Okay, next stupid thing. Read.
Liu: From GamerChix164:
"I'm back. I did not expect so much sexy. Hehe. Well, I have just a question for now. For Alec. Since Alice refuses to do dares can we dare Alec to do stuff? I probably won't. Just curious. Now if you don't mind. I have a ghost to shred."
Alec: Huh, if it's stupid no, but I'll give it ago. But 99.9% of the time I'll say no. *smirks* Of course if it is worth it, then you won't get any argument from me.
Alice: *comes back full of blood* Well, now what's next?
Liu: From TH3R34P3R:
"I Is Back Unt i am good (Unt Means And in German) äs you can See i am Unding a German Keyboard for koks seriously u might Want to translate some of These words but who cares Dare 1.sally I dare u to put jeff in a bib and high chair and feed him like a baby Dare 2.jeff I dare u to do dare 1 or I'll rip your hair off Dare 3.doll I dare you to yell at everyone like your angry Question 1.say I if u want slendy to be human for a day And bye everyone. And for manhood questioning of men have all the boys watch this then tell them it's meant for my little pony after asking them to guess what it's for heres the link http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ObMMRcu0qk
Alice: Lets see, no cause I don't care for ridiculous childish antics. Lets see, and Mistress is not here at the moment. A human Slendy? *giggles* He was disgusting as one. But of course I can make him pretty.
Alec: *plays video* Stupid. *breaks laptop* Next!
Liu: *sighs* From Jade-the-Wise:
"Hello, my name is Psycho Susy. I have read this and had a dare and a question. *psychotic smile and laughter* Dare: BEN, pick and fellow male pasta and kiss them (on the lips) Question: EJ, What do you look for in a girl? *Shy, yet somehow psychotic smile*"
Alice: *smiles* Oh BEN.
BEN: *gulps* Y-yes?
Alice: Kiss Jeff.
BEN: Huh?! What?! I don't want to kiss Jeff!
Alec: *rolls eyes* This is quite the bore. How can Mistress find the idea of two men kissing alluring? *shakes head* What a pathetic human. Moving on. Eyeless Jack.
EJ: *comes* I look for delicious kidneys.
Alice: I see, well that's fun. ^-^ Now that is all you boring people!
Liu: There's one more. *reads over it* Oh wait.
Alec: That's right. Our dear reader broke two rules.
Alice: You didn't read the rules naughty Wildface1010. . .You can't get Pastas killed and you nor your OC can date the Pastas.
Alec: Unless you want every other BEN lover on your tail. *chuckles* So for breaking those two rules your request is an automatic cancellation. And-
BDR: *busts out of closet* MMM!!!!
Liu: Doll!! *unties me & removes my gag*
BDR: YOU ASSHOLES! YOU LOCKED ME IN THE FUCKING CLOSET!!! DX
Liu: *hugs me* Doll! I'm so glad you're okay! I thought they'd killed you!
BDR: As if they'd kill me. -_- They wish they could, but I'm too stubborn. But now, what did I miss?
Alice & Alec: Everything, Mistress. *grin*
BDR: What?! Everything is done?! Well shit! T_T I'm sorry people. I hope they didn't screw up, and I promise next time I won't get caught! Until next time. *bows apologetically*
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Ask Alice And The Creepypastas (Complete no more questions)
Fanfiction^-^ Yep, I have decided to make one of these! They look like so much fun that I had to go through with it! I would so love to see what kind of crazy questions my readers have! Also. . .>.< Please keep the questions short, but you may ask as many as...
