BDR: (✿◠‿◠) Well ladies and gentlemen welcome to another instalment of "Ask Alice And The Creepypastas"! Now I'm glad most of you people enjoyed my impersination of Zero! o(≧o≦)o I know I enjoyed it very much!
Liu: (¬_¬)
BDR: (╯◕_◕)╯Liu, are you okay?
Liu: (。・_・。) Err, yeah, I'm okay.
BDR: Okay! (✿◠‿◠) So Jeffy, it seems you can't kill BOB.
Jeff: Tch, wanna bet?
BDR; No thank you, I don't gamble.
Jeff: (¬_¬) *sighs* Doll, your naivete scares me sometimes.
BDR: (¬_¬) Go rot in a ditch.
Alice: *giggles* Oh please, please start a fight!
BDR: (✿◠‿◠) Nope! I shall move on to the good stuff! This is a dare from BOB on behalf of GamerChix164:
"Doll-chan, Bob's back and I'm annoyed. Bob: Don't be. I have a dare for you. Me: *blinks* What? Bob: Jeff and Ben to switch personalities. Me: *gasps* ^_^ I wanna do the spell! Bob: Know torture, Jeffery! Muahahahahahaha! Me: -_-" LJ's laugh is better. Bob: Pst."
Jeff: (￣□￣) So, why am I being punished for a dare you did, Doll?
BDR: (◕‿◕✿) Cause BOB hates you too! BENJAMIN!
BEN: (。・_・。) Doll, it's just BEN.
BDR: Neh, don't ruin my dreams. Anyway, I'm glad you're here.
Jeff: Hey, Doll how the heck are you going to do that when you're just a human.
BDR: (╥_╥) Don't rub it in. But! *puts on special gloves & slaps BEN and Jeff into each other*
BEN: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, DOLL?!
Jeff: THAT HURT, DOLL!
BDR: (。・_・。) Neh, did it work?
Liu: Hm, let me check. Jeff?
BEN: What?! AHHH!!!! I'M A DEFORMED CHRISTMAS ELF!
Jeff: AHHH!!!! I'M SNOW WHITE!
BDR: (≧ω≦) IT WORKED!
Liu: Where did you even get gloves like those?
BDR: Err, well-
Alice: Alice, has special friends. *smiles innocently*
Liu: Oh. . .okay. So, now moving on to the next dares. This is by AnimeWillLastForever:
"I dare jeff to make a gothic lolita dress for doll! *sends black fabric, red fabric, a sewing machine, scissors, and a pattern.* Oh and nothing can be creepier than seeing a ghost outside your window around midnight every night and tell jeff that I don't care if he wants to kill me."
BEN: Good if you don't care that'll make killing all the more fun. And I am-
BDR: o(≧o≦)o WOO!!! A GOTHIC LOLITA DRESS! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE! MAKE ME ONE, JEFFY! *shakes Jeff's body*
Jeff: T_T Doll, I'm BEN.
BDR: Oh right. *shakes BEN's body* MAKE ME ONE!!!!
BEN: (¬‿¬) Hmm, fine, fine.
BDR: (◕ ︿ ◕ ✿) I did not like that look. So, while we wait, Liu, next dares please.
Liu: Right, these are dares and questions by Teh_Hobbit_Fangurl:
"Zero-Doll was amazing!Great acting!!!Oh and...*squeezes LJ's nose* I didn't want my nose anyway! But,here are my dares and questions! BEN,pretend you're a baby and have Sally babysit you! >3< And I dare every Pasta to try speaking a different language,for example,Lapanese,Greek,French, Italian,anything! And a question for Jeff:From a scale of 1 to 10,how stupid do you think BEN was as a baby?"
LJ: WHO JUST SQUEEZED MY NOSE?!
BDR: ._. Nobody?
LJ: Don't lie to me, Doll. Or I'll tear off your nose.
BDR: (Γ ˚ Д ˚) Γ TEH_HOBBIT_FANGURL! GO RIP HER NOSE OFF! *covers my nose*
LJ: Thank you. *smirks & leaves*
BDR: T_T Sorry. ._. Hmm, how about if I just tell you that I speak English, Spanish, some Chinese, a bit of Japanese, and that's about it. Zalgo speaks a lot of languages too, and every Pasta I know here has only spoken English! ^-^ NOW BEN!
BEN: What? T_T
BDR: Never mind! You got it down! Sally!
Sally: Yes, Dolly-chan?
BDR: Awesome! Err, anyway someone has dared you to babysit a baby BEN.
Sally: But BEN is at the sewing machine.
BDR: Err, that's Jeff. BEN is in Jeff's body.
Sally: (◠ △ ◠ ✿) Okay! BEN! Lets put this stuff on you! *shows him giant diaper, binky, and stuffed animal*
Jeff: *looks at Jeff's body & smirks* Well, it's not my body! Be right back!
BDR: (◕ ω ◕ ✿)This is going to be fun!
Jeff: I'm back!
BDR, Liu, Sally: (⊙ ︿ ⊙ ✿)
BEN: Doll, I'm- *drops dress & stares wide eyed at his body*
Jeff: *grins* Hey, Jeff, don't I look cute?
BEN: You shouldn't have done that. *glares*
BDR: (╯ ° □ °) ╯Hang on! Can Jeff even use BEN's Pasta mode?!
Liu: I don't want to find out! *pushes BEN's body into a closet & locks it* Phew!
BDR: So, what's- (⊙ ︿ ⊙ ✿) *stares at Sally and "BEN"*
Sally: There, there, drink up all your milk, Je- um, BEN. *feeding him a bottle*
Jeff: Goo! Goo!
BEN: THAT'S SO DEMEANING TO MY BODY! YOU'D BETTER GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE, LIU!!
BDR: (◠ ‿ ◠ ✿) Teh_Hobbit_Fangurl, to answer your question to Jeff, I'm guessing that it is past ten!
Liu: Next dares?
BDR: Yep! (◠ ‿ ◠ ✿) I got this one! These dares are by Icis_L_Rose:
"Icis here! I have a dare for Ben: play TWEWY and not love it .-. Dare for slendy: I dare you to hug Doll. Question for Masky: Do you like apple pie?"
Jeff: Bring me my gaming system! *spits out baby bottle*
BDR: *hands him a Nintendo DS* Here you go, BEN!
Jeff: *starts to play it*
BDR: Err, so the next dare is for-
Liu: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) Slenderman is not here, so we're not doing that dare.
BDR: (。・_・。) But Slendy has to hug me.
Slendy: You called, Doll?
BDR: Can I have a hug, Slendy?
Slendy: Hm? Are you upset, child?
BDR: (◕‿◕✿) Nope! Can I?
Slendy: Okay? *hugs me*
Liu: *rips up the question card*
BDR: (✿◠‿◠) Thank you, Slendy! Now MASKY!!!!!
Masky: *comes down the stairs* Yes, Doll?
BDR: Masky, do you like apple pie?
Masky: *shrugs* It's okay I guess.
BDR: (✿◠‿◠) Okay! Here's some cheesecake then.
Masky: o(≧o≦)o CHEESECAKE!!! *pounces on me*
BEN: HELLO! CAN YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE! AND LET ME BACK INTO MY BODY!
BDR: (◕‿◕✿) I have no idea how to change you back.
BEN & Jeff: WHAT?! (ノ ಠ 益 ಠ) ノ
BDR: ★ ~ (◡ ‿ ◕ ✿) Well, until next time! And if anybody knows how to change them back, let me know! Bye, Bye!
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