What I Want Is. . .

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BDR: Hey wasn't something thrown in here?

Alice & Alec: We're innocent, Mistress.

BDR: *frowns* Yeah, and that's why you're both bathed in blood.

Alice: Have a taste. *giggles* I'm sure you'll like it.

BDR: (¬_¬) I'm not taking anything that comes from you or Alec.

Alec: Well the damage is done. Now, aren't you going to start your little show while we laugh at the people who think they can save you.

Alice: *grins* For once I agree with this low life. Nobody can save you. You're falling further and further down.

BDR: (✿◠‿◠) So lets begin shall we!

Alice: Fake your cheer and happiness all you want, Mistress. It'll all fall apart soon. *smiles*

BDR: As I was saying, lets continue. The first person is SCP-173:

"Well blinking doesn't technically get you killed just keep a direct line of sight or neck snapping so if someone isn't looking at him good luck cuz I'm leaving him there *throws SCP-173 in the mansion* good luck *leaves dares on SCP-173* Dare 1. Doll wait for slendy to sleep then burn all his clothes other than one pair and then when he has a shower take that one pair and the pajamas and burn them Dare 2. Ben 1 v 1 me at PAX Aus fist fight Question 1. Doll if you could have anything in the world what would it be because well at the foundation there is epic stuff that give you what you want I forget what it is hmm meh well I can give you a seed from the everything tree it grows instantly and when something touches its bark it grows on the tree even clones but they only last 2 weeks so have fun oh it only works if it is 90 kilos or less now I remember ok here *gives a black ruby* this will give you whatever you want I found it somewhere so keep it it can be used 5 times per 10 hours Dare 3. I dare sally to act evil and dominate everyone for a week Adios and good luck with my brother"

BDR: So, that's what they killed. (¬_¬) Alright, so moving on. I like Slendy, he owns this place, so I'd like to live here. So no, I won't burn his stuff. I mean I'll be moving out in a couple days. Anyway, BEN!!!

BEN: What is it? Is it something dumb?

BDR: I don't know what it is! Just pretend you did it.

BEN: Okay! That works! (✿◠‿◠)

BDR: Anyway, to answer that question, nothing in this world will give me what I really want. The one thing may never come. *smiles* Now then, last dare. Sally!

Sally: Yes, Dolly? (◕‿◕✿)

BDR: You're supposed to act evil

Sally: Sally doesn't want to be evil. (。・_・。)

BDR: What? But you're a Pasta.

Sally: But I'm not evil. *pouts*

BDR: Okay, so no evil Sally! (╯◕_◕)╯So does Sally want to read the next person?

Sally: Yes! This is from GamerChix164:

"Sorry I haven't been around on this, Doll-chan. Couldn't think of anything so I watched people.~Chix Uuu! *giggles* Chixy stalker! ~Rudy SHUT UP! Anyway, I kinda have a comment on the 'no one supports JasonxTravis' thing. I like JasonxTravis. I like RyanxTravis. Hell, I like the threesome scene you did a while ago. So...I guess I support it a little. I mean....YAOI!!! :3 *clears throat* I can tell Alec is still there. So I just have a question for him. When Doll-chan starts writing Camp Creepy Pasta, are you gonna try to kill me even though I'm supposedly your crush?~Chix *growls*~Bob Down boy!~Chix"

BDR: It's okay. We all got things to do! ) (◕ ﹏ ◕ ✿) No, a supporter. Yes, the yaoi is hot! ToT But that gives Mutt face more of a chance to seduce Momma!

Sally: *pets my head* It's okay, Dolly! They who loves who!

BDR: You're right! Now moving on to Alec. (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿)

Alec: *smiles* Of course.

BDR: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) Can't you at least pretend to care.

Alec: We can't all pretend like you, Mistress. *smirks*

Sally: *takes my hand* You're just a big bully to Dolly! Leave her alone! She hasn't done anything to you!

BDR: Sally, don't. Come on, lets just keep doing this okay, Sally? Wanna host with me?

Sally: Okay! Yay!

BDR: *smiles* I'll read the next person! Jade-the-Wise:

"Dawn: liar! Slendy is not your dad! Susy: I know I just wanted to confuse you Dawn: I hate you *swats her with a rolled up newspaper* Susy: ow! Quit it! Dawn: *swats her again* no *sends Doll a rolled up newspaper* swat anyone who annoys you. Susy: Dawn loves Lost Silver Dawn: Susy! Why?! Susy: you wouldn't stop... So I told them your secret Dawn: well my sister Jade loves BEN Susy: true Dawn: now that that topic is over, we need another dare Susy: the yaoi is getting old... How about yuri? Dawn: girl x girl? Why would you want that? Susy: just a change of pace. And to reveal the boys' perverted sides. Dawn: that could be fun... Susy: ok! Give us Yuri! Dawn: bye guys... Susy: bye bye!"

BDR: \ (◕ △ ◕ ✿) / Yaoi?! Getting old?! Never! Yuri? There's nobody here to perform it. (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) I'm not going to. I love my Zero Kiryu and would never perform a yuri act not even for humor. Sally is too young, Alice would never do it, and the only female that I really know of is Jane and she's never around. Anyway, BEN reads plenty of yuri.

BEN:  (◕ ω ◕ ✿) One of your readers who made me read it got me to love it. It's amazing what two girls can do.

BDR: *shakes head* Oh BEN, you pervert. But that's okay! I'm a pervert too! But for yaoi and yaoi only. My sweet haven! \ (◕ ω ◕ ✿) /

BEN: And yuri is my sweet haven! \ (◕ ω ◕ ✿) /

Sally: What's yaoi and yuri? (◕ ‿ ◕ ✿)

BDR & BEN: (⊙ △ ⊙ ✿) Uh, ice cream.

Sally: OH! Okay! Then I want strawberry yaoi and yuri!

BDR: (╯ ° □ °) ╯ Hey, BEN, wanna read the next one?!

BEN: (Γ ˚ Д ˚) ΓI'm on it! The last one is from ShadowlessJake:

"Jake:I dare masky to eat a giant cheesecake and cook a small one and marry it then make little cheesecake baby's and eat them."

BDR: Nobody messes with babies! Not even if they're cheesecake. Now, then. . .Masky!

Masky: Yes, Doll?!

BDR:  (ノ ◕ ヮ ◕) ノ Giant cheesecake has been brought for you.

Masky: \ (◕ △ ◕ ✿) / I LOVE YOU!!! *jumps on cheesecake*

BDR, BEN, Sally: *get splashed with cheesecake*

Sally: We should probably wash this off before Masky eats us.

BDR & BEN: O.O I don't wanna get eaten!

BDR: Well this is all folks! We're off to get cleaned before-

Masky: Cheesecake!

BDR: UNTIL NEXT TIME!!! *picks up Sally & runs* \ (◕ △ ◕ ✿) /

Sally: Bye, bye, BEN! \ (◕ ‿ ◕ ✿) /

BEN: DON'T LEAVE ME! (┛ ◉ Д ◉) ┛ *runs after us*

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