Jeff: Doll! Come on, sit up we got a show to do! *tugging at my arm*
BDR: (。・_・。) *confused* Since when are you so eager to do this? You people are acting so weird since I announced that I'll be leaving in like two weeks.
Jeff: (￣□￣) Don't question, and just do it!
BDR: (。・_・。) *pinches self* I'm not dreaming.
Jeff: Fine! I'll read it! This is from SCP-173:
"Ok alice you are the biggest bitch and the biggest smartass in the world why can't you get a fucking life out of tormenting dolls lovely life because you are probably the worst thing to happen since Michael bay's new ninja turtles movie and that is god damn bad so stop being so mean to everyone especially doll or as it has been quoted “I will look for you, I will find you.... And I will kill you” I don't care if you can't die I will now to the dares Dare 1. I dare sally to be as mean as possible Dare 2. I dare jeff to shave off his hair Dare 3. I dare ben to 1 v 1 me in cod"
BDR: It's awfully quiet. (。・_・。)
Jeff: (¬_¬) I'm sure they'll be here soon.
Alice: I'm trapped in this mortal's mind. So, tormenting my dear Mistress's life is the most fun! Especially making all those friends put more weight on her shoulders. *giggles* Oh, you're too funny little boy! Kill me, hilarious!
BDR: (¬_¬) Well that was too good to be true. *shakes head* Anyway, where's Sally?
Sally: I'm here! (✿◠‿◠) What do I have to do?
Jeff: Be mean.
Sally: (◕ ︿ ◕ ✿) Is this mandatory?
BDR: You're free to decline dares, remember?
Sally: Okay, then I decline! I want Dolly to have fun and not have anymore people be mean to her! (◕ ω ◕ ✿)
BDR: Well alright then! Lets move on to the nex-
Jeff: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) No, I like my hair.
BDR: What?
Jeff: I'm not shaving my head bald. (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿)
BDR: Then how about a small trim?
Jeff: No!
BDR: Boo! You suck! BEN! You got another challenge!
BEN: Bring it! I'm ready!
BDR: Okay, I still don't know what that is, so go figure it out!
BEN: Well alright, then. >.< *leaves*
BDR: Okay, so what-
Sally: I'll read it!
Jeff: Here, then. *hands note card to Sally*
BDR: (╯◕_◕)╯ What's going on? This is so freaky. You're all being so cooperative here.
Sally: (✿◠‿◠) This is from Jade-the-Wise:
"Dawn: well... Susy: yeah... Dawn: Jade left. Susy: why? Dawn: BEN Susy: oh... Dawn: at least Lost Silver isn't in this story Susy: *smirks* Dawn: you know.... EJ hasn't been a part of the story for a while Susy: yeah... EJ come back! Dawn: hug someone EJ, I dare you Susy: NOT A GIRL! Dawn: there aren't many girls in the story... Susy: *shrugs* plus I need more yaoi Dawn: Jeffy an BEN, give us yaoi Susy: that's all we got Dawn: bye!"
BDR: EJ! Make an appearance.
EJ: I'm busy! *eating kidney*
BDR: There! EJ made an appearance! Now come here, you can eat your kidney here. (╯◕_◕)╯ Just not mine. I need those.
EJ: Fine. *sits down to finish the kidney*
BDR: Okay, as we were say-
Sally: Look! I got some chocolate yaoi for BEN and Jeff!
Jeff: (≖ ︿ ≖ ✿) All the time with BEN. I'm really disliking this yaoi.
Sally: But it's tasty! *eating ice cream*
BDR: XD Oh Sally! Fine, you don't have to since Sally is here, and she's too young to see that.
Jeff: You'd better not influence her when she grows up!
BDR: (◕ ω ◕ ✿)No promises. Oh wait, I'll be leaving soon, so you won't have to worry about that.
Jeff: *smacks forehead* Damn it.
Sally: Bad, Jeff!
BDR: (。・_・。) Okay, so shall we move on then? I'll read it. This is from AdrianTheKiller54:
"NOOOOOO TOBYYY IM SOWWRY *huggs* WHY ARE THEY SOO MEAN TO YOU IM SORRY ILL NEVER REQUESTED THEM TO BE INCHARGE AGAIN *sends waffles* im sorry everyone im soo sorry ben I apoligize sally FORGIVE ME PLEASE and jeff thank you I needed a hug QUESTIONS 1) Alice. I'm alive. on earth. arent I suffering enough I just wanted a hug 2) alec can I at least be your friend thats all I dont need a hug from you can I just be your friend or atleast a sacrifice 3) toby ...*dramatic intense music* what is......your favourite color thats all once again im soooo SORRY I thought letting them incharge would be fun. I was wrong on soooooo many levelz *sends cheesecake* Im just glad masky and hoodie werent around for that insanity. sorry once again SO SO SORRY"
BDR: It's okay, do we forgive her guys?
Sally: Okay, as long as they never host again! I'll forgive you!
BDR: To-
Toby: *hugs me & twitches* Doll! Doll! *twitch* They're not hosting, right?! *twitch*
BDR: No, Toby, not this time! They handle people horribly! So it's all me! And here, you got some waffles.
Toby: Waffles!! *eats them happily*
Alice: *hanging upside down* You can never suffer enough. *giggles* There must always be more and more!
Alec: *laughs* Friend? I don't have nor need friends, and if you're worthy and willing to be a loyal pet then I will gladly make you a sacrifice. *smirks*
BDR: (¬_¬) Don't lie to people, Alec.
Alec: *smiles* I don't know what you're talking about, Mistress.
BDR: *shakes head* Okay, Toby, what's your favorite color.
Toby: *twitches* Color? *twitches* Orange!! *twitches as he pulls down his goggles*
BDR: Well alright then! Uh oh, nobody touch that cheesecake and back away.
BDR, Sally, Toby, Jeff: *back up*
Masky: *attacks cheesecake*
Toby: Masky! *twitches*
Masky: *growls at Toby*
Toby: *hides behind me* (⊙ ︿ ⊙ ✿)
BDR: (◠ △ ◠ ✿) It's like me with candy! Okay, I guess that's all for this segment! Thanks for all your dares and sticking with me! Until next time, and let me remind you all on this rule: YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ASK IF YOU OR YOUR OC IS ALLOWED TO DATE, KISS, OR ANYTHING WITH YOUR CREEPYPASTA CRUSH! Can someone tell me why?
Jeff: Because we have a lot of other fangirls on our asses and they'll hate on Doll for letting that other person date or kiss us while they can't.
BDR: Thank you, Jeffy! (◕ ‿ ◕ ✿) Well folks until next time! See you all!
Sally & Toby: BYE! BYE!! *wave*
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Ask Alice And The Creepypastas (Complete no more questions)
Fanfiction^-^ Yep, I have decided to make one of these! They look like so much fun that I had to go through with it! I would so love to see what kind of crazy questions my readers have! Also. . .>.< Please keep the questions short, but you may ask as many as...
