Adam: You're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are!
Jack, sobbing: IT'S NOT A JOKE, I'M A FUCKING SNACK.
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Adam: Ryan, eat your vegetables. They have antioxidants.
Ryan: Why do I need antioxidants?
Jack: So you don't oxidize.
Adam: ...
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Adam: I don't eat them cause they're shaped like dinosaurs. I EAT EM CAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGETS!
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Jack: So you want some tea?
Ryan: what are the options?
Jack: yes or no
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Jack: the girls in high school had cute little nicknames for me, like "run here he comes."
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Adam: Sorry, I'm late. I broke down on the way here
Erza: damn, how's the car?
Adam: car?
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*Ryan and Jack in trouble*
Ryan: God, I wish I had listened to Adam
Jack: What did he say?
Ryan: I don't know. I wasn't listening!
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Ryan: The only things keeping me together at this point are bio freeze and spite.
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Adam: we have to get to the hospital and get there fast.
Jack: then I should drive!
Adam: why you?
Jack: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.
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Ryan: I think Adam was right.
Jack: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say, 'I told you so.'
Ryan: He wouldn't do that.
Adam: You're right, Ryan. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
*Adam turns around, The shirt he's wearing says "Adam told You So" on the back*
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Adam: man, what the fuck???
Jack: excuse me, we don't use those types of mother fucking words in this god damn household.
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Alba: I beg your pardon
Jack: then beg.
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Ryan: are you ok?
Jack: just high on life!
Ryan: and?
Jack, sighs: and glass cleaner
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Ryan: What time is it?
Jack: I don't know; pass me that trumpet and we'll find out.
*Jack plays trumpet loudly and extremely out of tune*
Adam: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT TWO IN THE MORNING!
Jack: It's 2 am.
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Adam: I don't get why everyone loves sleeping so much.
Jack: it's a free trial of death.
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*The brothers are getting into the car*
Adam: I'm driving.
Jack, out of view: Shotgun!
Ryan, turning to face Jack: But you had it on the way here-
Jack, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat!
*Pumps gun*
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Adam: I trust Ryan.
Jack: You think he knows what he is doing?
Adam: I wouldn't go that far.
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Adam: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Ryan, amazed: Wow...
Ryan, to Jack: Well, what does that mean?
Jack: I don't know.
Ryan, to Adam: What does that mean?
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Ryan: we call it a near-death experience.
Jack: I call it a vibe check from God.
*Adam sighs loudly*
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*Adam cracks knuckles*
Jack: Is that supposed to scare me?.
*Adam's fingers start glowing like glow sticks*
Jack: Okay, I'm scared, but that's rad.
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Jack, crawling into the kitchen at 3 am: wHEre iS tHe aPPleY jUOoZ
Ryan, hitting him with a broom: WHAT *smack* THE *smack* FUCK *smack smack smack*
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
