Adam: stop having dangerous things!
Jack, holding a sharp object: but I like sharp things!
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Jack: What's the fucking point? Why do I keep trying when I'm always falling on my face? This isn't fair; I'm a good person. I might as well end it right here right now.Adam: What's wrong with Jack?
Ryan: He lost his hat.
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Ryan: What does STFU mean?Jack: Shut the fuck up
Ryan: Ok
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Adam: Do you believe in god?Rayn: Well, SOMEONE out to get me
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Jack: if you find me during hiding and seek, I'll fucking kill you.
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Ryan: please don't tell Jack I made bacon in the toaster!Jack, just getting home: what the hell happened here?
All six firemen: he made bacon in the toaster
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Cop: You're also wanted in Pennsylvania for kidnappingJack: Oh, it's still kidnapping even if you bring them back, my bad!
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Jack: I apologize for saying fuck in front of Winter.Ryan: You just repeated it.
Jack: I am not a role model.
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Ryan runs up to Jack: HELP! I accidentally broke Adam's bass. How much time do you reckon I have left to live?Jack: 10
Ryan: What?
Jack: 9
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Ryan: whenever I go to a hotel, I take a bite out of the soap and confuse the shit out of the maids.Adam: SO YOU ARE THE ONE THAT HAS BEEN DESTROYING MY SOAPS!
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Adam: What do you call disobeying the law?Jack and Ryan: A hobby.
*Adam crosses his arms*
Jack and Ryan: That we do not engage in.
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Adam: I was born for politics, I have great hair, and I love lying.
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Jack: Be careful; I thrive on negative attention.
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Jack: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and the ultimate weapon.Adam, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Jack: BLOCKED.
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Ryan, wearing a huge neck pillow that squishes his face: I feel so stupid; Jack, do you feel stupid?Jack, wearing the same neck pillow: yes
Ryan: cool, I'm so glad we feel stupid together
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Jack, hungover: Please tell me I imagine that I claimed I was king of the pigeons.Ryan: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of all pigeons.
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Ryan: Adam, you can't just kill somebody in public.Adam, giving a deadpanned stare, holding a stranger by his shirt collar: they told Jack he was annoying and that he didn't understand how anyone could stand him.
Ryan lacing up his shoes: on second thought, let me rip out their intestine.
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Jack: Murder is like potato chips; you can't stop with just one.
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*Jack and Ryan sneak into Adam's house to scare Adam*Ryan: Don't say a word.
Jack: Fergalicious.
Ryan: Jack! What did I say?
Jack: Oh, I see; two weeks ago, when we played scrabble, it wasn't a word, but now it is; how convenient for you.
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Adam: Don't you have any dignity, Jack?Jack: Uh, no.
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Interviewer: What's your sleep schedule?Jack: Bold of you to assume I have one.
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幽默These are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023