AJR incorrect quotes

Chapter 39

Adam: what are you good at? Other than making my life fucking miserable

Jack: I can color
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Ryan, on his phone at 3 am: damn, a guy in Canada strangled his brother to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?

Adam, trying to sleep: in a few minutes, I won't need to imagine that
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Ryan: I win

Killer: no? I'm holding a dagger to your throat

Ryan: Exactly
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Younger Jack: I don't have to listen to you.

Adam: when I tell you to shut up, I mean it, you fucking asshole
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Random person: Are they ugly on purpose

Adam: they're not ugly; they're just pathetic
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*Ryan accidentally hits Jack on the head with a ball*

Adam, trying to get him down from a tree three hours later: it's fine; he doesn't care about it; you can get dow-

Ryan, shaking: he's not gone, he's waiting for me out there...somewhere
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Jack texting Adam: I just heard a bouncing noise in the kitchen, and then that was followed by Ryan saying, "oh no, my potato."
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Ryan: do you ever have that feeling where you look at someone, and your heart skips a beat?

Adam: that's called arrhythmia

Ryan: yeah, whatever; I get that feeling every time I look at Ca-

Adam: See a doctor; you can die from that
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Jack: babies named Adam don't even cry in the morning; they get dress up and go to work

Adam: ok, first of all, fuck you
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Jack: Ry, can we go to the liquid zoo?

Ryan: It's a fucking aquarium
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*during a meet and greet*

Fan: Hello!!

Jack: Hi.

Fan: How are you doing today?

*Jack at Adam*

Adam, mouthing: I'm fine, thank you.

Jack: I'm fine, fuck you
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Ryan in high school: motherfuckers always talking about "its the principal" I don't give a fuck if it was the guidance counselor
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Ryan: You know, people say that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but they're wrong because they've never been in Jack's presence all the time.

Adam: Of course, we haven't been in Jack's presence all the time; he's fucking crazy.

Ryan: He's our brother, but one time I accidentally bumped into him, and he pulled a gun on me.
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Ryan: I can't Drive; I'm stupid. Jack?

*Jack, also stupid, starts nervous sweating*
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Jack: happy father's day to the man who called the cops on me when he didn't find me in my room sleeping in the middle of the night and thought I snuck out of the house.

Also, Jack: I was downstairs in the kitchen eating cereal and 20. cheers.
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Ryan: Ok, well, first of all, Your feelings are Valid.

Adam: OF COURSE MY FEELINGS ARE FUCKING VALID-
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Adam: I gotta stop asking Jack, "how stupid can you be" because I think he is honestly taking it as a challenge
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Adam: take your vitamins

*Austin and Arnetta pretending to snort protein powder*

*Chirs and Erza eating an entire pack of vitamin c gummies in 1 sitting*

*Jack and Ryan are actually snorting the protein powder*