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Chapter 30

Adam: I will now exorcise this room to get rid of all demons and evil spirits

Ryan, clutching Jack: NOO, HE'S FAMILY!!
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Jack: I told Adam his ears flush when he lies

Ryan: why?

Jack: watch this; hey Adam, do you love us?

Adam, covering his ears: no
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Ryan: So you and Alba kissed. Then what happened?

Jack: I ran over here to tell you guys

Adam: So she's waiting there for you?

*Jack running back out the door*
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Jack: I'm sorry it didn't go well with Cat, Ry

Ryan: I'm not going to cry over it.

*Jack shrugging*

Ryan: I did that on the walk over here
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*when they were younger*

Adam: Jack what are you doing.

Jack: i'm riding my motorbike.

*a beat of silence*

Adam: that's just a regular pedal bike with a crushed can between the wheel and the chain to make it sound like a motorcycle.

Jack: IM RIDING MY MOTORBIKE ADAM.
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Ryan: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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Adam: small animals are more vicious than larger ones. it's because they have less room to bottle up their anger

Jack: give me one example

Austin: wasps

Ezra: spiders

Ryan: When Jack was younger
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Adam: what happened?

Jack: remember when you told us not to burn down the kitchen?

Adam: YOU BURNED DOWN THE KITCHEN??

Ryan: no, no, we had the fire out almost immediately. this is a success story!
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*Ryan sneaking behind Jack to steal his hat*

Jack: don't you fucking dare,

*Ryan backing away*
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Ryan: Look, Jack, Adam won't live forever.

Jack: He might, Just to spite me.
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Jack: I was arrested for being too cool.

Adam: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Jack: You want us to move in together?

Ryan: Yeah. It doesn't scare me!

Adam: Well, it scares me
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Ryan: So what exactly is happening between us

Adam: We're uh..making Jack mad..
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Adam: Why does Ryan look like that?

*Jack and Adam look at Ryan, who has his head resting on the table, visible bags under his eyes, nursing a black coffee*

Jack: He's just cranky. I made him get up this morning to come to watch the office.

Ryan: I may look calm, but in my head, I have killed you three times.

Jack: I love you too.
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Ryan: so, have you proposed yet?

Jack: technically, no, but in my head, Alba and I have three kids and fifteen dogs.
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Ryan: You kissed my brother?

Emily: In my defense, it was very dark, and he's a handsome guy
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Someone who supports incest: You and Ryan are pretty close with each other

Jack: Don't get any wrong ideas over there, Sweet Home Alabama
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Ryan: would you rather stop being a petty bitch or tell Adam that he is always right?

Jack: i think i'd rather die

Ryan: we TALKED about this!!
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Jack: Some people are like slinkies.

Adam: Explain.

Jack: relatively useless, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Adam: please don't push your brother down the stairs-

Jack: you can't stop me.
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