Jack, Stubs his toe: FUCK!
Ryan: Mind your language
Jack: What else am I supposed to say, "Woe is I"???
Ryan: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Jack, drawing a circle around himself in the dirt: Look! A pentagram!
Adam: Pentagrams need a star in them.
Jack: I'm the star.
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Jack: Man, this drink tastes watered down!
Ryan: ...It's water.
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Adam: I decided to kill off some of the characters in the book I'm writing.
Jack: Good for you. That will definitely spice up your autobiography a little.
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Jack: Look, as a smart man, I think-
Adam: Wait, what did you call yourself?
Jack: ...a smart man?
Adam: Oh, so we're just saying things now?
Adam: As a toaster, I-
Jack: Shut up, Adam
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Adam: If I had a penny every time I have seen a rat riding Shay while Ryan chases them. I would have 2 pennies, Which isn't a lot, but weirdly, it happened twice.
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Adam: Ryan and Austin did what?
Nurse: Well, I told them they weren't allowed to see Mr.Metzger because he was still recovering from last night, and the only way they could stay was if they were injured.
Adam: ...and?
Nurse: So they punched each other in the face and told me they were injured.
Adam: Well, I must admire their dedication to seeing my little brother.
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Alba: so I'm in love with him, Ryan.
Ryan: my brother?
Alba: yeah. Thoughts?
Ryan: and prayers.
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Jack: Say what you want about me, but I never make the same mistake twice.
Adam: No, you make new and increasingly stupider mistakes each time.
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Jack: YOU WATCH ALLLLLL YOUR GODDAM COOKING SHOWS, BUT YOUR COOKING?? IS SHIT.
Ryan: WELL GUESS WHAT, PAL, YOU WATCH ALL YOUR SINGING VIDEOS AND SOMEHOW-
Adam, clapping his hands: OKAAAY everybody, time for a little break-
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Austin: you okay?
Adam: I have a headache that keeps coming and going.
*Jack and Ryan walk into the room*
Adam: Here it comes again.
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*Ryan and Jack fighting and swinging at each other behind the counter*
Adam: Can I get a waffle... Can I PLEASE get a waffle...
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Jack: shut the hell up.
Adam: I wasn't even talking?
Jack: no, no, I'm sorry. I was telling that to my inner child.
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Jack, lying down next to Ryan: What're you doing?
Ryan staring up at the ceiling: Waiting for my adderall to kick in so I can end this dysfunction and make some music. You?
Jack staring up at the ceiling: Waiting for my antidepressants to kick in so I can gain the urge to live again
Ryan: Dope
Adam scowling from the doorway: I've told you both a million times, if you're going to be mentally ill, don't be mentally ill on my bed
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Jack: so, what do you want to be for Halloween??
Adam: Happy
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Jack: I mean, it's not illegal, just morally wrong. like murder.
Ryan: except murder actually is illegal...
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Ryan: that coffee looks hot do you want me to blow on it for you
Austin: Sure
*Ryan sneezes directly into the coffee cup*
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
