AJR incorrect quotes

Chapter 18

Adam: You say "please" and "thank you" in front of your younger siblings, and they never repeat it.

Also, Adam: But when you say "fuck" ONCE-
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Adam to Jack and Ryan: As if either of you needs April to be fools.
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*when AJR were kids*

AJR: Good morning, mom and dad

Their parents: Good morning, problem children.
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Ryan, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Jack on the other side of the store: Do you want any chips?

Jack screaming at the top of his lungs: I AM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
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Austin: I don't think Adam would approve of this behavior.

Ryan: You're joking.

Jack: Who do you think taught us how to do this first?
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*Ryan gently taps the table*

*Jack taps back*

Ezra: What are they doing?

Adam: Morse code.

*Ryan aggressively taps the table*

Jack slams hands down: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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Adam: Jack, you don't steal things from people to get back at them for eating the last of your food. That's not how this works, mainly when it was an accident.

Jack, Aggressively chewing on Ryan's last chocolate bar: You don't steal things from people to get back at them for eating the last of your food. I most undoubtedly fucking do.
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Adam looks at his younger brothers: what are they in for?

Austin: this is not a prison, Adam

Adam: so they can leave?

Austin: well, no, but-

Adam, pointing at Jack: I bet this one stole something...
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Ezra watching Jack and Ryan fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Adam is not bothered by the chaos: It's okay. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Ezra: Then who is the strongest out of you three?

Jack: Adam.

Ryan: Adam.

Adam: me.
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Adam: Yesterday, I overheard Ryan saying, "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and Jack replied, "Trust me." I have never moved from one room to another so fast.
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Ryan: Are we in trouble?

Jack: Being in trouble is basically in our job description.
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Jack: It's time to get my life in order.

Adam: But he did not get his life in order. He got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
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Ryan: Could you stop trying to bribe me with snacks?

Adam: Why? Is it working?

Ryan: Of course, it's working
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Store Worker: Would Adam Met please come to the front desk?

Adam, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

*Store Worker points to Jack and Ryan*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Jack and Ryan: We got lost

Adam: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Adam: You two do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.

Jack: Actually, we do more.

Ryan: You catch seven.
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Jack: See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.

Adam: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this, I will personally drive over to your apartment and smack you.
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