*Ryan & Jack hissing at each other*
Austin: What.... are they doing?
Adam: They're talking.
Austin: That's one weird conversation...
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Adam: I just realized something. I had a horrible childhood.
Jack: Yeah, I know.
Adam: How do you know?
Jack: Look how you stand. People with good childhoods don't stand like that.
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*Adam interrogating individual people over a stolen item*
Adam: You don't have the courage or intelligence to have stolen anything.
Ryan: Then why are you even talking to me?
Adam: I just wanted you to know that.
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Ryan: Wait... was that a rat?
Jack, very cheerfully: It was.
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Adam, seeing two people jumping a fence by a police station: idiots.
*sees Jack's famous hat flying in the air*
Adam, realizing that it's in fact, Jack and Ryan: GOD DANG IT, THOSE ARE MY
IDIOTS
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Ryan: people who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. It's my only goal for most of the day.
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Ryan: Jack, I dare you to-
Adam: Jack isn't allowed to accept dares
Jack: apparently, I have no regard for my safety
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Alba: you're late.
Jack: I wasn't even going to come, don't start.
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Jack: I once had a haircut; I deeply regret
Ryan: is it the one you have now?
Jack: no
Ryan: it should be
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Ryan: Do you ever feel bugs on you when there's nothing there?
Jack: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you've killed before.
*Ryan sobs*
Adam: You fucking scared him, you dumbass!
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Adam: JACK EVAN METZGER, STOP ACTING LIKE A CHILD!
Jack: IM NOT ACTING
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Ryan: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Adam: You people already know too much about me.
Jack: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
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Ryan: I can't even begin to explain what I'd do for you. How far I'd go. How many lines I'd cross if you asked me to.
Jack: what did you do
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Adam: Jack, do you have something you would like to tell me?
Jack: Do you want the truth or my side of the story?
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Ryan: I accidentally indulged in too much "me time"; I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.
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Ryan: We either die free or die trying!
Jack: Are those the only choices?
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Ryan and Adam: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Jack, eating the key: uh yeah, truly unfortunate
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Person: what does that mouth do?
Jack: Talk shit about my older brothers
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Jack: we have fun together, don't we, Ryan?
Ryan: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life
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AJR's parents: I raised three perfectly functional sons.
Adam: You have three sons, we don't know about functional?
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Adam: Growing old is inevitable
Ryan: Growing up is optional.
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Interviewer: Would you slap your best friend in the face for two million dollars?
Adam: I would roundhouse kick my brothers in the face for free.
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Jack: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Adam: Wasn't Ryan with you?
Ryan: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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HumorThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023
