Adam: I'm not a regular dad; I'm a cool dad.
Jack: You're not even a dad.
Adam: You're grounded.
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*when they were younger*Ryan: I don't think mom's pleased with you.
Jack: Why do you say that?
Ryan reading text from the family group chat: Dear my youngest son, I hope this message finds you before I do.
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Adam: Request for you not to be a bitch.Jack: Request denied.
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Adam: Ryan, come on. You've been in there for two days without talking to anyone-Ryan: I AM BINGE WATCHING DISNEY MOVIES; LEAVE ME ALONE
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Ryan: Would you please, with cherries on top, marry me?Cat: I don't appreciate your sarcasm, but I'll do it
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Adam: Why do you always see the worst in people?Jack: Because people are the worst
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*When Jack and Ryan first moved in together*Ryan: Three days ago, I couldn't stand you. I thought you were an arrogant, sarcastic ass-
Jack: Oh, that's nice
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Ryan: You know, there are times when I think you don't take me seriouslyJack: Really? There are times you think I do.
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Adam and Ryan: You're a mess, you know that?Jack: At least I'm a FUN mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks, and glitter.
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Adam: That's it! I'm leaving.Austin: There it goes, our only brain cell.
Jack and Ryan: EXCUSE YOU-
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Ezra: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?Adam: Plane tickets?
Austin: Concert tickets?
Jack: Prostitution?
Ryan, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
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Ryan: This was a terrible idea. Why didn't anyone stop me?!Adam: Because you didn't tell me. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!
Ryan: If I told you, you would've stopped me!
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Jack: I have an idea! It's very uncool, but it's not illegal, technically. But it IS a dick moveRyan: I love it!
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Adam: How petty can you get?Jack: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about
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Rayn: I'm not stupid!Jack: How do you spell orange?
Ryan: The fruit or the color?
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Ryan: HELP! I TOLD CAT I WOULD MAKE DINNER TONIGHT, BUT I CAN'T COOK!!!Jack, pouring milk straight into the cereal bag: You thought I could help?
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Adam: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?Jack: Adam, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Ryan: So, you can't sleep? Is it the blanket?
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Winter: Dad, I need relationship advice.Ryan: Just cause I married your mom doesn't mean I know how I did it-
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Jack: I have good newsAdam: You have decided to openly hash out all your childhood trauma and come to terms with who you are, rather than monthly ending up in a self-hatred depressive episode that ultimately makes you more and more isolated from those who genuinely care about you?
Jack: I said good news, not a damn miracle
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Jack around strangers: I'm a boss ass bitch, and whoever talks shit is catching my insultsJack around Ryan and Adam: I Am a baby. And I cannot be left alone; I need your full attention.
I'm so innocent and cute and precious. Take care of me.
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MizahThese are just things I thought about AJR at 3 am ⚠︎ sᴛᴏʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ⚠︎︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝑯𝒂𝒕𝒆 = 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 Finished: February 2, 2023